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[snopes]

Comment: hello, my name's jacson. my age is 28. and i m
pakistani. and my heith is 2feet 1 inch my height is very small. big
height woman is my faverite woman. 6 feet to 8 feet woman very buietiful.

[hambubba]

Let's see... 2'1", she is 6'8", carry the 1, divide by the skunk cabbage, add a dingo...

...naw, he only comes up to a little above her knees, nothing worth noting here...

...maybe he has a twin brother? The porn possibilities boggle the mind.

[snopes]

Comment: On Monthly woes... I have found that most women during this
period will actually enjoy and really need to have let's say a good round
of sex performed on them. This allows for a much more comfortable
menstral cycle and a foreshortened one as well. According to the women I
have been requested to help. For the man it's not terribly gross just a
little blood on the pubic region and a quick shower and you're ok.
Afterwards that PMS problem most commonly encountered by most men is
eliminated. Well, worth the shower... And she really does become a truly
happy camper...

Oh please please please pass his email addy over to me! pleaaaaaase!!!

[Jusenkyo no Pikachu]

Originally Posted by hambubba

Let's see... 2'1", she is 6'8", carry the 1, divide by the skunk cabbage, add a dingo...

...naw, he only comes up to a little above her knees, nothing worth noting here...

...maybe he has a twin brother? The porn possibilities boggle the mind.

Nononono...He's fully sized, only his heith is 2'1".

But he's still interested in 8 foot tall women (very buietiful).

[Lachrymose]

Originally Posted by Jusenkyo no Pikachu

Nononono...He's fully sized, only his heith is 2'1".

I'd kill to have a heith that long.

[snopes]

Comment: masturbating under the 'barbers' cover, did it! the next time i
came in for a haircut th women told me wait for her to do my hair (3
months ago), she busted me and said i can not come back again unless i let
her watch, not a tough choice.....

[DarkDan]

Is it wrong that I thought it said "barbara's" cover?

[Canuckistan]

Originally Posted by DarkDan

Is it wrong that I thought it said "barbara's" cover?

Yes. Very, very wrong.

As penitence, say 10 Bloody Marys in the mirror.

[snopes]

Comment: The Promiscous Cheerleader. You stated that the the 22 players
would only have aprox 3 fluid ounces of semen. I hate to tell you that my
boyfriend has squirts out about 2 fluid ounces when he ejaculates (yes we
have measured as per reading this article) and further more not saying I
am a dirty girl but I have known men to squirt a lot goo when they erupt.

[rockland6674]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: The Promiscous Cheerleader. You stated that the the 22 players
would only have aprox 3 fluid ounces of semen. I hate to tell you that my
boyfriend has squirts out about 2 fluid ounces when he ejaculates (yes we
have measured as per reading this article) and further more not saying I
am a dirty girl but I have known men to squirt a lot goo when they erupt.

I can't decide which reply to post for this one, so I'll use 'em both:

1. Is your boyfriend a sperm whale?

2. Two, four, six, eight! Huff and puff, ejaculate!

[geminilee]

Originally Posted by rockland6674

Is your boyfriend a sperm whale?

The post said ounces, not quarts. However, the boyfriend may be a horse... the volume is about right.

[Dr. Winston O'Boogie]

Originally Posted by geminilee

The post said ounces, not quarts. However, the boyfriend may be a horse... the volume is about right.

Didn't know that Catherine the Great had moved to the US..... or maybe the email originated from Russia.

[rockland6674]

Originally Posted by geminilee

However, the boyfriend may be a horse... the volume is about right.

He's a zebra. snopes said so.

[Canuckistan]

Originally Posted by rockland6674

He's a zebra. snopes said so.

She never said her boyfriend's name is Ed.

[rockland6674]

Originally Posted by Canuckistan

She never said her boyfriend's name is Ed.

She never said it wasn't, either. Touché.

- rock "Besides, her best friend's aunt's hairdresser said it's true" land

[snopes]

Comment: Gerad L. likes penis's in and around his mouth. He also likes
them in his butt. This is a true fact he tried to get me to have sexual
relations with him and i told him no i am straight and i have a
girlfriend.

[snopes]

Comment: my boyfriend Rodrigo and me we were just taking a walk then we
said that is the perfect house to have sex in then we both said at the
same exact time i need to go the bathroom and we were in the middle of
nowhere besides that house so we nocked on the door and asked the people
who lived there if we can go to the bathroom and the side up stairs to the
right then we got out of the bathroom and told them that i just heard
something out side then they both went out side to look then me and
rodrigo saw there bed room then we went in to take a look then i locked
the door then i saw a condum then put it on then i striped down then i
pulled his pants and unders off then,his shirt then i pushed him in to the
bed end started kissing and going up and down on his penis then the wife
got in some how and striped down and turned me over anwe started going up
and down on each other. then the husban came in and got nude and did the
same with rodrigo then i did it with the husban and rodrigo did it with
the wife.

[Dr. Winston O'Boogie]

Um, dudette, this is snopes, not Penthouse Forum.

Oh, and Forum wouldn't accept a submission written that poorly. Try again.