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Old 05 January 2007, 07:36 AM
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Old 05 January 2007, 04:42 PM
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Yes, even congressmen named Bill can get breast cancer. It's not just a women's disease.
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Old 05 January 2007, 04:54 PM
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The other cowboys always picked on Breast Cancer Bill. It was the worst moniker since Hemorrhoid Hank. Leatherskin Louis and Bowlegs Bryan played prank after prank on him, and Phlegmy Phil spat in his evening chili. But Breast Cancer Bill never gave up. He left the ranch, and went to college. He worked very hard, and a few years later, he campaigned and won a seat in Congress.

The next day, Breast Cancer Bill used the power of eminent domain to take over the ranch and turn it into a sewage processing plant. He later had a CIA friend shoot Leatherskin Louis's horse.
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I'm just a Breast Cancer Bill.
Yes, I'm only a Breast Cancer Bill.
And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.
Well, it's a long, long journey
To the capital city.
It's a long, long wait
While I'm sitting in committee,
But I know I'll be a law some day
At least I hope and pray that I will
But today I am still just a Breast Cancer Bill.

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Old 06 January 2007, 10:28 PM
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The children asked him if to kill was not a sin.
Not when he looked so fierce, his mother butted in.
If looks could kill it would have been us instead of him!

All the children sing!

Hey, Breast Cancer Bill!
What did you kill, Breast Cancer Bill?
Hey, Breast Cancer Bill!
What did you kill, Breast Cancer Bill?
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Breast Cancer Bill in Congress?
We once had a B-1 Bob in Congress, but I'm not familiar with Breast Cancer Bill.

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Comment: Dirty electricity--affects health--must buy products to save you
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Old 01 May 2007, 03:52 PM
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I'm not real sure electricity is washable.

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I'm not real sure electricity is washable.
No, no, no. Dirty electricity is electricity that powers the porn industry.
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The children asked him if to kill was not a sin.
Not when he looked so fierce, his mother butted in.
If looks could kill it would have been us instead of him!

All the children sing!

Hey, Breast Cancer Bill!
What did you kill, Breast Cancer Bill?
Hey, Breast Cancer Bill!
What did you kill, Breast Cancer Bill?
It feels so nice knowing somebody else knows all the words to this song.

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"I'll try for $2,000, Alex. Who are Rick Perry's top four campaign contributors?"

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Should not eat; jump in with feet; don't want to meet; cannot cheat.
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That's one long comentary! Aren't they usually about 3 minutes?
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