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Comment: I heard this rumour about a lady in a movie theater who had gone
to see the movie '23' but somehow ended up in '300' instead. In the middle of the movie she supposedly stood up and started complaining that Jim Carrey was not in the movie, and some person sitting next to her stood up and yelled "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicked her down the stairs. Supposedly she is now suing him. And I just wanted to know if there was any truth to this. (Because it's hilarious.) |
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Be warned that the original is also really offensive to just about everyone. |
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The original what? 23 or 300?
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The original version of the story in the OP, which is what you will find if you google "this is Sparta".
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Having seen 23, I'd agree that it was offensive to just about everyone
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Ah, thank you. I'll be here all week, and don't forget to try the veal.
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Sounds similar to one UL I've heard where an elderly woman goes in to a midnight showing of RHPS and complains to the manager that she can't enjoy the movie because everyone around her is making a commotion, and the manager tells her that she didn't understand what she had gotten herself into and rather than tell everyone to be quiet, he simply gives her a refund.
One true story, though, that reinforces the archetypical dumb female moviegoer is the time when my mother and I went to see some movie at the local duplex (I forget which one). The preview was Yentl, but the preview was so long and contained so many opening credits, that my mom thought that the movie had started and exclaimed "We're in the wrong theater!" I had to explain to her that Yentl wasn't out yet and even if it was out, I was certain that the movie that was playing in the other screen in the duplex was not Yentl.
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um, what movie are you talking about in reference to "RHPS?" just so I understand what you're talking about...
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Rocky Horror Picture Show
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Having read the "original" post.
I would've yelled "This is ...........Lesbos" |
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If they were such extreme lesbian stereotypes (in the "original" post), I can't understand why they'd not want to be at 300. Because all lesbians are butch types.
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Just because it's animated don't make it a kids movie. |
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How do you get "23" confused with "300" they're not even multiples of each other. Still, she could have accidentally gone and seen 7. Or 8 1/2. Or 10.
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Or 1941. Or 2001. Or 1000000 Years BC.
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It's all part of the conspiracy of 23, man. You just need to take off those blinders society makes you wear and open your eyes man. Can't... wipe... memory... of 23... from... brain... |
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But 23 and 300 were in theaters at approximately the same time, and the other onces weren't.
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My aunt refuses to watch South Park or the Simpsons, or any other TV show cartoon, because it is a cartoon, and thus, for kids. I don't think she would get the humor anyway, so not loss there!
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Some people are like slinkies , not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down a set of stairs.
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Poor, poor kids.
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