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Received this morning...
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How come it switches from third person to first person and back?
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And what auto-teller spits out money that quickly? Ours generally clank quietly to themselves for a bit before asking whether you want a reciept, or whether you want any other service and then reminds you not to forget your card. Sounds a little strange to me... Dropbear |
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If so I think I can see a very simple strategy to avoid becoming a victim of this gang. |
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Did anyone else accidentally read it as Romulans?
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Move the bloody pram! Last edited by Dactyl; 17 April 2007 at 12:45 PM. Reason: Re-writing possibly the worst sentence ever. |
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It's an overly complex way of saying be vigilant at cash points and avoid free-newspaper-giver-outers. I think both are good advice. Together we can stop them sticking papers in our faces as we walk in or out of tube stations!
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There isn't room for four different people to all suddenly get in front of you when you're at a cashpoint! If they'd been hanging about that closely you wouldn't use it anyway... Why does it specify that they're "very smart" when they're giving out free newspapers? Did they decide to go for the "looking respectable" cover but panic and go for the conflicting "inconspicuous low-income street furniture" cover as a last-minute backup? Or is it just a comment about their intelligent plan...? |
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I learned this all when I was in London.
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The cashpoint in my Co-op does have a "Quick withdrawal - £50" option, though, that comes up on the "Balance / Cash with Receipt / Cash with no Receipt / PIN change / Mobile Phone Topup" menu. |
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My account is set up, at my request, so I can't withdraw more than £50 from a cashpoint in a single transaction (theoretically £50 on a single day, but the delay in updating the central database means this isn't foolproof if you use the card different banks' machines).
Ask Tarquin about his accidental withdrawal of £200.
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Bah, I'd forgotten about that. :o
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So ... are you gonna say, or am I?
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All the cash machines I've ever used in the UK don't give out the money until you've card taken back your card from the slot. Maybe the third Romanian grabs your cash card.
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It's amazing how one's hand can slip at the cashpoint; pressing the £200 button instead of the £20.
There were no Romanians present.
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I've done likewise - I was used to the numbers being in a particular configuration, they weren't, withdrew £100 instead of £20
![]() this story sounds plausible, tho the specifics are a bit dodgy - but the idea of a group of people hanging round near a cashpoint (under a pretence such as selling papers) waiting to target people is fairly realistic.
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I'm the slow, deliberate person who reads the options just in case they've switched them around a bit. You'll know it's me as there'll be a queue behind me.
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When have you ever seen me requesting a receipt?
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Mini-statement?
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