Egg in vagina

[snopes]

Comment: Heard this from a friend that heard it from another friend (whom
we know) about someone she suposedly knows personally in Korea that this
happened to.

Girl has low self esteem and is a known party girl/lush. Has been known
to pass out at parties and wakes up the next day in a strange place with
no panties on.

The story starts with her waking up from another such party with no
panties on then carrying on with her life. A few days later she notices a
strange odor from her crotch area. She assumes it to be a yeast infection
or some other related smell and thinks nothing of it. A week later when
the smell became unbarable, she went to see a doctor for fear that it was
something more serious like an std.

When she spread her legs for the doctor to examine her privates, he
apparently started cursing "****ing bastards". The girl was shocked and
could not understand why the doctor was cursing, let alone at her vagina.

Apparently, some guys at one of these parties inserted an egg into her
vagina while she was passed out. The smell was of rotting flesh as the
egg caused an extreme infected prompting a team of specialists to perform
a complete hysterectomy. Consequently, because of her binging habits, she
can no longer have children.

The end.


My wife and friends were traumatized by this story. I think it was
fabricated due to: the friend-of-a-friend begining, and moral-of-the-story
ending.... not to mention the fact that she did not feel an egg in her
vaginal cavity for that time and/or the egg did not break causing
bleeding????

[missy_pooh_1997]

wow. Okay as said in the op how could you not feel and egg in there. If it was boiled or raw you could feel it.

[snopes]

It's only a matter of time before some commenter on another site insists that plenty of pregnant women have been unaware of babies growing in their "vaginas."

[Chloe]

The upper part of the vagina is not well-supplied with nerves, though. That's why g-you can't feel tampons. However, a tampon is not an egg. (Though most women have had eggs pass through their vaginas on occasion).

[lord_feldon]

Consequently, because of her binging habits, she can no longer have children.

Right. If such an event happened, it would be all the woman's fault for drinking, and the trauma would have absolutely nothing to do with the conduct of the rapists at the party.

[Chloe]

Originally Posted by lord_feldon

Right. If such an event happened, it would be all the woman's fault for drinking, and the trauma would have absolutely nothing to do with the conduct of the rapists at the party.

Yeah, the tone of this thing is just appalling. When she "spread her legs" for the doctor? WTF?

[Ramblin' Dave]

Originally Posted by lord_feldon

Right. If such an event happened, it would be all the woman's fault for drinking, and the trauma would have absolutely nothing to do with the conduct of the rapists at the party.

But it was her fault for being a partygirl. And there we have the real point of this story.

Well, that and the REO Speedwagon earworm. ("I heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another...")

[Chloe]

Originally Posted by Ramblin' Dave

Well, that and the REO Speedwagon earworm. ("I heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another...")

...you had egg in your cro-oh-tch? Bom bom bom...

[nonnieyrissa]

Originally Posted by Chloe

...you had egg in your cro-oh-tch? Bom bom bom...

Thanks, now who's gonna explain to my aunt and children why I am walking around singing this for the next week?!

[damian]

Originally Posted by missy_pooh_1997

wow. Okay as said in the op how could you not feel and egg in there. If it was boiled or raw you could feel it.

Maybe the egg was fried?

Seriously though, how did the egg (I'm assuming it was still in the shell) cause an infection? And why was the doctor swearing? He must have known that persons unknown had done this, because the girl didn't get a chance to explain that it wasn't just a secret fetish of hers.

[snopes]

I think I'm going to submit this sentence as my entry in the next Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest:

The girl was shocked and could not understand why the doctor was cursing, let alone at her vagina.

[Ana Ng]

When I read the title, I was completely sure this story would be one that an Irish friend told me onc about a bachelor party in the Bronx that sounded ULish. It involved a stripper with an unusual talent and an egg, a wiffle ball bat, and an obscene incentive for the guy at the party with the best batting skill. Anyone heard it?

[nonnieyrissa]

Yeah, no, but now I want to. o.O

[Ana Ng]

Originally Posted by nonnieyrissa

Yeah, no, but now I want to. o.O

I didn't want to "smut up" the thread (although I suppose it's pretty obscene regardless) but basically according to the guy who related the tale, the stripper was able to "aim" them and if someone could break an egg (think batting range) then he got a free "service." (Which I suppose would make the stripper actually a prostitute but I'm preserving the story here.)

I was skeptical, but I know a lot of crazy stuff goes down in the boogie down...

[Artemis]

Originally Posted by Ana Ng

When I read the title, I was completely sure this story would be one that an Irish friend told me onc about a bachelor party in the Bronx that sounded ULish. It involved a stripper with an unusual talent and an egg, a wiffle ball bat, and an obscene incentive for the guy at the party with the best batting skill. Anyone heard it?

No, but I did see Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. So, um, replace eggs with ping pong balls?

[damian]

Originally Posted by Artemis

No, but I did see Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. So, um, replace eggs with ping pong balls?

I have seen that for real in Bangkok. And popping balloons with little darts.

That part of the body was not designed for those activities. What has been seen can't be unseen.

[Troberg]

Originally Posted by Chloe

The upper part of the vagina is not well-supplied with nerves, though. That's why g-you can't feel tampons. However, a tampon is not an egg. (Though most women have had eggs pass through their vaginas on occasion).

Well, I happen to know that at least one woman can feel a remote control vibrating egg toy, even when it's turned off. When it's turned on, there is no doubt at all that she can feel it...

[missy_pooh_1997]

Originally Posted by damian

I have seen that for real in Bangkok. And popping balloons with little darts.

That part of the body was not designed for those activities. What has been seen can't be unseen.

wow I wonder how many kegels that takes

[Debunker]

I wonder how a vaginal infection, no matter how bad, would require a hysterectomy.

[barbrainey]

This UL is really silly! To begin with, why would anyone insert an egg up a woman's vagina? Also, how could she not feel at least discomfort? Also, the egg would no doubt break very soon since egg shells are very fragile. I always have to be careful every time I buy a carton of eggs at the supermarket.


Barb Rainey