Friends vs. Best Friends

[Squishy0405]

I may have posted this on the old board, chow if necessary.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!


FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we ****ed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.


FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."


FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...


FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.


FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!!

Repost this if you agree

[Keket]

Perhaps it's the 19 year old girl in me, but I like this one. I have a friend that I've known for several years, and this is the way we interact with each other. I'm known to raid her freezer for ice cream bars whenever I'm over there and her mom refers to me as her "third daughter". I do protest to the "loses your stuff" comment though. I've never lost any of her things. But then, we're not the same size, so there's nothing to borrow.

[Muncle]

Mostly true. I've seen longer lists elsewhere. The only points I disagree with are the last two.

[granola shoes]

I saw this list posted in myspace bulletins, but it was labeled "Friends vs. OHIO Friends"

Had some different stuff stuck in there, but pretty much the same idea. I'm a lifetime native of Ohio and I didn't see why any of them were particularly Ohioan.

[Squishy0405]

Granola Shoes, was it the same as this? My friend from WV (I'm not from there) reposted this on myspace...

West Virginia Friends


FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

West Virginia friends: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught

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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

West Virginia friends: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick or dude you tried to pick up

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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.

West Virginia friends: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.

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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

West Virginia friends: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun "

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FRIENDS: Cry with you.

West Virginia friends: laugh at you

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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

West Virginia friends: Steal each other ' s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.

West Virginia friends: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

West Virginia friends: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing.

West Virginia friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

West Virginia friends: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.

West Virginia friends: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

West Virginia friends: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

West Virginia friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!

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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

West Virginia friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

West Virginia friends: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".

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FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

West Virginia friends: Will knock them the **** out!!

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FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."

West Virginia friends: Will actually take a bullet for you.

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FRIENDS: Will ignore this

West Virginia friends: Will repost this