I'm sorry for being the "nice guy" Myspace

[Squishy0405]

***Don't know if I posted this one already...(hey come on now, we know I'm the likely suspect)

This made me cry.

I'm sorry
that i bought you roses
to tell you that i like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not an asshole

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you,
instead of at a club


I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I am "just" a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there,
and being used as a door mat,
only to be thrown to the side when the new asshole comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call,
to listen to you cry for hours,
instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize..
I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right,
and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your bf with another girl and told you about it,
I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your bf was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That i cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talk about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always bitch and bitch to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies next time you're bitching, maybe look up to see who you're bitching to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, repost as "if she only knew


If You're one of the few girls with enough balls to repost, and you would never make your guy feel this way, repost as "To all the girls who look past the nice guy

[Cervus]

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

If You're one of the few girls with enough balls to repost...

I have three balls. Is that enough?

[Salamander]

Wow... that's the very core definition of the heartless bitches' "Nice Guy".

Perhaps whoever wrote this crap could've read that first, done a bit of self-realisation and spared us this agony. Oh wait... no... realising how your own behaviour comes across is not a strong point of the Nice Guy. If they were introspective, they might've actually managed to be a nice guy (without the capitals).

[Dropbear]

In a nutshell:

I am sorry that playing the "Nice Guy" is not getting me the action I clearly deserve.

Dropbear

[Salamander]

Originally Posted by Dropbear

In a nutshell:

I am sorry that playing the "Nice Guy" is not getting me the action I clearly deserve.

Dropbear

Ahhh... there you are. I was wondering where you'd gotten to... I thought making disparaging comments about Tasmania might've gotten your attention but it seems I was wrong

[Dropbear]

Yes, I wandered off for a bit but am back now - just caught the tail end of the Devonport: "lets erect some cheesy, faux greek, '300' style homo-erotica on the sea-side" discussion a little while ago but felt uninspired to contribute. Nice to know I was missed though.

Dropbear

[Lgreywolf]

Originally Posted by Cervus

I have three balls. Is that enough?

Nope. But one more and you'll be walked.



Lgrey"wasn't it obvious?"wolf

[Missie]

This guy should hook up with the "I'm Sorry" girl. They both seem to like whining about how whoever they're crushing on isn't crushing back. Oh, waaah. How about instead of semi-sarcastically apologizing for every little thing you shut up and stop acting like the world begins and ends according to who you're 'going out with'?

Relationships usually don't last when you're that age anyway (I'd bet anything whoever wrote this is between 13 and 16 years of age, certainly no older than highschool).

Feeling the effects of PMS very much right now...

[Christie]

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you,
instead of at a club

Interesting juxtaposition. This really comes across as "I'm sorry but I'm a cheap bastard and I'm going to make it seem like you're a golddigger just because you expect to get off the couch and go out of the house once in awhile."

Hey, wouldn't it be convenient if all the girls who write "y dont u lyke the nice gurlzzz??" myspace crap and all the boys who write "y dont u lyke the nice guyzzz??" myspace crap could like... get together?

Then they'd all be paired up and realize what a lovely relationship you can build on mutual trust, love, understanding, respect, and penchant for incoherent/misspelled online whining.

Awwww. Happy world!

[Jonny T]

Originally Posted by Christie

Interesting juxtaposition. This really comes across as "I'm sorry but I'm a cheap bastard and I'm going to make it seem like you're a golddigger just because you expect to get off the couch and go out of the house once in awhile."

It does? To me it comes across as "being with you is all I need and material things pale in comparison". of course, that'd just be my excuse for being a cheap bastard, right?

[Cowboy Joe]

I'm sorry you can't recognize that we were meant to be together


I'm sorry that because I can't have you, no one else can


I'm sorry that your failure to realize this fact means you have killed us both because I can't live with out you and I won't allow you to live without me


This glurge has an amazingly high creep factor. If it weren't true that some people follow the above logic, it would be nothing more than another annoying glurge. This reads like a stalker's Nicean Creed. Scary!

[We'veBeenHad]

I'm sort of ambivalent about this one. On the one hand, my daughter just had a nasty experience with a "nice guy" - so creepily close to this one that I still wonder if he didn't write it. At first he swore she was just "little sister" material to him, and he was just wanting to "look out for" her, but he went from very very nice to...pretty damn scary. That's all over now, fortunately.

On the other hand, though, I had a dear friend for many many years who really was the nice guy, who actually would never have written something like that but certainly could understand some of the frustration and hurt. Maybe the difference is just that - someone who would so loudly whine may not be as nice as he thinks? (Just speculating.) I mean he really did remain a true friend, went on to have his own girlfriends and even blossomed and got hotttttt by the time he was in college (though I doubt he knew how much so.) He's a husband and father now; we've only lost touch after a few long-distance moves, but if we ever do catch up I have no doubt it will be the same as ever.

At any rate I did want to say something about a comment from the first page because there came a day where I got pretty drunk and feeling frisky, and he happened to be handy - now I'm not universalizing here but I do know I'm not the only girl (woman now, girl then) who can get that way with a headful of liquor, and I pretty much threw myself at him. I figured he'd have something to remember the rest of his life and I'd have some fun (ok that is obnoxious but I did think it.) Well, he looked at me and said gently, "I've always wanted to but..." and then tenderly buttoned my blouse (which I'd undone) and guided me towards the tv to chill while he got me some nonalcoholic drink. My point here is that I did not read "rape" into the part about being taught not to have sex with a girl when she's drunk. It can definitely be that, but in many cases it can also not be that - from my reading of it I really just got the meaning that she maybe made a suggestion or even more than a suggestion when flying high and he had the decency to realize it just wasn't the right thing to do. Not that it would be rape, but it wouldn't be nice.

I hope that isn't completely TMI for a new poster :o

[Tarquin Farquart]

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

and pull out your chair like I was raised

That's not a nice thing to do, it really hurts when someone does that and you end up sat on the floor.

[JessBoo]

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you,
instead of at a club

I'm sorry that you can't realize..
I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right,
and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

So basically she goes for guys who are fit, attractive, have a good job and like to go out and have fun, and that makes her bad? Okaaay. Look mate, she doesn't fancy you- get over it. Don't blame her because she doesn't fancy you back. Not everyone likes to 'stay in and cuddle'.

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

Well ladies next time you're bitching, maybe look up to see who you're bitching to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

can you say 'stalker'?

[Ieuan ab Arthur]

Hi All:

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

I'm Sorry That i cared

And I'm sorry that you took out that restraining order

This bozo has got to face facts that this woman simply doesn't fancy him. He needs to get a life and move on.

Ta ra 'wan,

Ieuan "Nice Guy" ab Arthur

[Simply Madeline]

Well ladies next time you're bitching, maybe look up to see who you're bitching to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"

I'm sorry
That I can't read your mind or hear the screaming inside your head

I'm sorry
That I prefer men who will actually tell me what they want, rather than passively-agressively hoping that I'll 'come to my senses eventually'

[glisp42]

To explain, no that would take to long, to sum up:
I'm sorry that I'm a manipulative, passive aggressive little NFBSK

[FullMetal]

Interesting responses...

As a former "that Nice Guy", some of the responses aren't warranted, I was the friend, and I was wishing the same things... however, through life I've found that
A: She's not always as good as she looks (take your blinders off)
B: She sometimes likes you back but is waiting on YOU to make the moves...
C: There comes a point where you have to realize you have an opportunity to be with her, usually this comes at the same time you realize what kind of person she truly is.
D: Get over her, if you want you can still remain friends. it's just harder.

[rlobinske]

Yep, you're sorry.

In the future, try treating the women you know as individual persons.