Motorist 'saved from tree by divine intervention'

[snopes]

A motorist credited divine intervention after she escaped unharmed when a 65ft tree was blown down onto her car.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/we...ervention.html

[RobDBlackwolf]

Mrs Challinor, of Cheltenham, Glos., said: ''I feel incredibly fortunate. If the tree had come down half a second later I would have been killed.

And if the tree would have come down two seconds later nothing at all would have happened. Apparently God doesn't like VW Polo's.

[snoozn]

If she'd stayed home from church, she wouldn't have had the accident at all, so clearly God dislikes church-going grandmothers.

[Squirt]

A tree blew on to her car - it's pretty obvious that God was trying to kill her, just messed up the timing a fraction.

[ganzfeld]

Trees are evil. Everyone knows that. Luckily, the good Witch of the South saved her.

[AnglRdr]

Mrs Challinor, of Cheltenham, Glos., said: ''I feel incredibly fortunate. If the tree had come down half a second later I would have been killed.

God says "consider this a polite warning."