Caught on camera: naked love rival flees furious husband

[snopes]

A naked man who climbed out of a window and hid on the ledge to escape his lover's furious husband has been caught on camera.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...s-husband.html

[DesertRat]

That's just freaking priceless. Serves him right.

[mags]

I dunno, this quote in the article:

"People are even laughing at how I look naked - but I have to point out it was a very cold day," he added.

makes me think this is more of a made-up story to go along with a picture.

[Malruhn]

I was of the opinion that Asians weren't as hung up (sorry...) on the size of their winkies...

Am I wrong?

[A Turtle Named Mack]

Originally Posted by mags

I dunno, this quote in the article:

makes me think this is more of a made-up story to go along with a picture.

And actually, I think the prospect of a confrontation with a jealous husband would tend to cause substantial shrinkage anyway.

[purpleiguana]

"My family is ashamed and none of my own neighbours will talk to me any more," said Sun.

They could tell who he was from that photograph? I'm impressed.

"I know what I did was wrong but I was afraid he would kill me.

This makes it sound like he's apologizing for being naked in public rather than for messing around with a married woman. "Yeah, it was wrong of me to stand on that air conditioning unit on the outside of the building... but where else was I gonna go?"

"People are even laughing at how I look naked - but I have to point out it was a very cold day," he added.

Again, they could tell from that photograph?

There's a simple fix to this whole thing. Don't mess around with a married woman. Or if you absolutely must, put a bell around her husband's neck.

[Sebbenth]

Originally Posted by Malruhn

I was of the opinion that Asians weren't as hung up (sorry...) on the size of their winkies...

Am I wrong?

I would say that it's really hard to tell how hung up someone is by looking on the hung penis. In some people it expands a lot more than in others.

[Sebbenth]

Originally Posted by purpleiguana

This makes it sound like he's apologizing for being naked in public rather than for messing around with a married woman. "Yeah, it was wrong of me to stand on that air conditioning unit on the outside of the building... but where else was I gonna go?"

Well, it takes two to tango. Why should he be apologizing? It's not that it was a rape, an incest, an abusive relationship, underage or something.

I tend to think that an apology for screwing someone's wife would be an insult to the wife: "Uhm.... y'know, they caught me with my pants down, so, uhm, sorry, I don't want to have sex with you anymore and I just was in for a quick **** or two, nothing serious". I mean, of course, it's up to the three of them to sort out what is going on, but, well, some relationships are just going for the divorce and there is no point saving them.