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The world's largest retailer, Wal-Mart, now plans to hold on to customers even after they die - by selling coffins.
Prices range from a "Mom" or "Dad Remembered" steel coffin for $895 (£540), to a bronze model at $2,899. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8333198.stm I reckon that the bronze coffin would cost about £1,750 which seems a lot. Mind you, most coffins in the UK are made of wood which would not cost as much. As the article makes clear, though, selling coffins on their own means that you lose the personal contact that funeral parlours offer. |
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Given the time of year, I was expecting this thread to be about some sort of Halloween prop!
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The problem is people don't like to think about death so they go into funeral homes with no information. If the funeral director tells you that 2,000+ (which is the average coffin price in the US) is a good price you aren't really prepared to argue. Coffins being sold openly in places like Wal-mart and Costco will help prevent this. http://www.funerals.org/
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I wonder if the funeral home will accept your Walmart coffin or will they claim they cannot be sure the Walmart coffin meets such-and-such regulation.
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When my mother died, I made all the arrangements. All the coffins were marked with the cost; I chose the least expensive one, which was $600. That funeral home was local and family-owned. They can be horribly predatory--you have to pick carefully.
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Cremation avoids this yanno.
And the urn they give you is sufficient enough to put your ashes in. E "just feed me to the sharks" B
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It 'can' do, but the funeral industry will still attempt to foist an expensive coffin on you. Millions of well-built coffins are incinerated every year as the funeral directors are rolling in the aisles...
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We still had to buy a coffin for Mom for the service, and it had to be specially designed for cremation. Now, had we just sent her on and held services after her remains returned, we could have skipped that cost, but we wanted to move on things as quickly as possible.
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IME, the urn is a separate cost. Cremated remains are packaged in a plastic bag and then placed in a cardboard box. If you want to place the ashes in an urn, you have to buy it as they don't just "give" it to you.
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All the posts mentioning how predatory the funeral industry is - it's even worse than that.
My mom chose that industry to do her consumer economics study when she was getting her home ec degree at A&M and the boldness and callousness of the shenanigans (often codified by their good friends in the state government, in the case of Texas especially) are just really jaw dropping, and contemptable. My dad has a story about going back to one of his reunions to find one alumni had gone into the industry and he told him the hardest part of his job was looking solemn during a 24,000.00 funeral. I know someone has to do it but can they be accused of being anything less than vultures when they prey on the fact that people are so emotionally distraught to pull these sneaky moves on them? Texas has some real cute little quirks in the law that very interestingly make up for a lot of extra and unnecessary cost.
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The funeral industry lobby is mighty, mighty powerful, particularly on a state level, and is very loosely regulated.
Also, federal law requires funeral homes to use coffins purchased from outside vendors.
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I had a friend whose father died and she observed that some of the coffins they were shown were LITERALLY the same price as an automobile at the time. (late 80's) Don't know if the inflation of the cost of cars exceeded that of coffins since then, but jeez. As much as I think Walmart brings a good deal of evil into the world, sometimes there is (albiet unintentionally) a good effect. If people become aware that as a consumer they do have choices even for burial issues, they won't be such easy prey for unscrupulous funeral industry practises.
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