Meeting @ 11:00

[Buckle Up]

I just got this touching e-mail from a friend.

Meeting @ 11:00
This morning when the Lord opened a window to Heaven, He saw me, and asked: "My child, what is your greatest wish for today?" I responded: "Lord please, take care of the person who is reading this message, their family and their special friends They deserve it and I love them very much."
The love of God is like the ocean, you can see its beginning, but not its end.
This message works on the day you receive it. Let us see if it is true. Pass this on to your true friends. Something good will happen to you at 11:00 in the morning; something that you have been waiting to hear. This is not a joke; someone will call you by phone or will speak to you about something that you were waiting to hear. Do not break this prayer; send it to a minimum of 5 people

A few questions:
1. Why does the Lord open the window to Heaven? Is it stuffy or too warm up there for Him? Does he want to chat with us, but not let us in by opening the door? Is he cooling a pie?

2. Okay, so the Lord opens his window and, leaning over the pie, asks me what I want...
God: My child, what is your greatest wish for today?
Me: Take care of the person who is reading this message, their family and their special friends...
God: What the hell are you talking about? What message? Are you secretly texting someone in your pocket while I'm trying to talk to you?

3. How do you "break" a prayer?

The love of God is like the ocean. Full of frightening surprises, much too powerful for the average person, and something you should never enter unless David Hasselhoff is nearby.