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29 October 2009, 04:12 PM
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Four words you don't want to hear at Halloween
We're out of candy
I've eaten the candy My treat bag broke The house is TP'd
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My dogs follow me wherever I go, if only out of a sense of curiosity. To date, I should point out that I have never flipped a burger in my life. Many a bird, yes, but never a burger. -- Canuckistan 
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29 October 2009, 04:19 PM
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Have some dental floss
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Another blog update, to cleanse the horror that was the last post: Confessions of a Dragon's scribe
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#3
29 October 2009, 04:21 PM
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Please read this tract.
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I just don't want to date an older woman. They look at love with a jaundiced eye. I can jaundice a woman on my own, I don't need her to be pre-jaundiced. -- Garrison Keillor, as Guy Noir
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29 October 2009, 04:26 PM
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It's not a costume.
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"Whenever ... it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul...I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can." -- Herman Melville, Moby-Dick
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29 October 2009, 04:29 PM
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Quote:
 Some Like It Hot ?
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My dogs follow me wherever I go, if only out of a sense of curiosity. To date, I should point out that I have never flipped a burger in my life. Many a bird, yes, but never a burger. -- Canuckistan
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#6
29 October 2009, 05:00 PM
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A blizzard is coming.
No, really. It is.
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"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter." -Thomas Jefferson
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29 October 2009, 05:19 PM
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No! It's raining outside!
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It's Shrieking Freaky! I am published now. Scary! It's true: I am a wimp. Thank you for being so kind this Halloween, to us wimps. 
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