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28 October 2009, 07:31 PM
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Happiness hat
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28 October 2009, 08:22 PM
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I could actually believe a claim that a business like a theme park or WalMart or fastfood restaurant required their employees to wear such a hat so that the employees always looked happy to see the customers.
Could the detainess at Guantanamo legally be required to wear those until they spilled their secrets?
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28 October 2009, 10:39 PM
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Anyone else remember the Happy Helmet from Ren and Stimpy? Let's all sing along!
Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy! That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song! Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy! I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again! Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy! If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?! Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
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#6
28 October 2009, 10:52 PM
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You sick little monkey!!
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16 November 2009, 03:42 AM
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I have that song, it's on the Ren and Stimpy "You Eediot!" album (which I own on cassette tape, of course.)
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