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Old 13 October 2009, 12:13 AM
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Icon19 Procrastinators Club of America vs. Whitechapel Bell Foundry

Comment: In 1972, the Procrastinators Club of America sent a letter to the
Whitechapel Bell Foundry in London, complaining that the Liberty Bell was
cracked.

After an interval, the foundry responded:

"We would be happy to provide a replacement bell. Kindly return the
damaged bell to us in its original packaging."

A friend sent this message to me. It sounded like a UL but I wanted to
check.
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Old 13 October 2009, 03:02 PM
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It is all true

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The Whitechapel Foundry's connection with the Liberty Bell was reestablished in 1976, the year of the US Bicentennial. First, there was a group of about thirty or so 'demonstrators' from the Procrastinators Society of America who mounted a mock protest over the bell's defects and who marched up and down outside the Foundry with placards proclaiming WE GOT A LEMON and WHAT ABOUT THE WARRANTY?. We told them we would be happy to replace the bell - as long as it was returned to us in its original packaging.
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Old 28 October 2009, 01:09 AM
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I vote false. Procrastinators would still be working on the letter.
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Old 28 October 2009, 03:33 AM
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It did take them 200 years (and according to the Foundry the Procrastinators did not send a letter, but turned up in person)
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Old 28 October 2009, 02:22 PM
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It's true! I have the photographic evidence in my desk somewhere (my uncle was in the foundry the day they showed up to ask about the bell and snapped a couple pictures because he thought the guy was Paul Newman). It's right ummm, no, wait, I had it when I applied for membership in the Procrastinators Club. I was going to use it to assure I would be accepted. I was passed over for membership in the Liar's Club for not including a faked Kenyan Birth Certificate. Here's the application. Now where are those photos? I'll get them out tomorrow.

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Old 28 October 2009, 10:23 PM
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It did take them 200 years (and according to the Foundry the Procrastinators did not send a letter, but turned up in person)
Now I KNOW it isn't true. The procrastinators are still sitting around deciding when they should protest.
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Old 29 October 2009, 10:32 PM
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There's a Procrastinators Club of America? I'll join tomorrow.

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Old 30 October 2009, 05:31 PM
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There's a Procrastinators Club of America? I'll join tomorrow.

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Eh, I was going to but never got around to it.
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