The stupidest articles on "real" news sites

[Jahungo]

Okay, there's a lot of crap on the web. But I'm often surprised by the stupid crap that CNN.com will often mix in with their legitimate news coverage. This article, Pretty women can be hard to be friends with, in particular inspired me to start this thread. It's really one of the most pointless and untargeted pieces I've ever read, with absolutely no real worth or substance. As one of the commentors put it:

This was a terribly written, pointless article. It sounds like you just pick the wrong "friends".

It seems like something that belongs in a bad personal blog, not on a major news site. But there it is, on the front page of CNN.com.

So what are the dumbest news articles you've seen on major, "respectable" pages?