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Old 22 September 2009, 08:04 AM
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Icon103 Newsreader fails: the 30 most baffling onscreen errors

Following Fox 5 news anchor Ernie Arnastos's four-letter 'chicken' outburst, we look at some of the best autocue catastrophes.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...en-errors.html
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Old 22 September 2009, 01:33 PM
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Teachers foul up, too. I recall one of my friends at UGA getting mixed up with "Huck Finn," turning the name into a phrase suggestive of sex with poultry, and being called into the office when a student complained. She was terrified, but the head of Freshman English just told her it happens.
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Teachers foul up, too. I recall one of my friends at UGA getting mixed up with "Huck Finn," turning the name into a phrase suggestive of sex with poultry, and being called into the office when a student complained. She was terrified, but the head of Freshman English just told her it happens.
Were southern accents part of the issue? I don't think that would work up here as well.
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Old 22 September 2009, 01:48 PM
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Were southern accents part of the issue? I don't think that would work up here as well.
Probably...it WAS the University of Georgia, and the teacher was from Boone, NC.
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I have a vague memory of a local Chicago newscast, when the sports guy was talking about something Bartolo Colon had done, when he was with the White Sox. (Before we go further, I should tell you that his last name is pronounced like "cologne"). He'd struck a bunch of people out, and the graphic they plastered up said....."A Whiff Of Colon".

I can't find a video of it anywhere, so I may be misremembering something.

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I have a vague memory of a local Chicago newscast, when the sports guy was talking about something Bartolo Colon had done, when he was with the White Sox. (Before we go further, I should tell you that his last name is pronounced like "cologne"). He'd struck a bunch of people out, and the graphic they plastered up said....."A Whiff Of Colon".

I can't find a video of it anywhere, so I may be misremembering something.
Maybe you were thinking of this newspaper headline?
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Maybe you were thinking of this newspaper headline?
That could be it-maybe they mentioned it on a newscast. Didn't think to look at newspaper headlines.

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I have a vague memory of a local Chicago newscast, when the sports guy was talking about something Bartolo Colon had done, when he was with the White Sox. (Before we go further, I should tell you that his last name is pronounced like "cologne").
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I went to school with a guy who's last name was Woolcock. He pronounced it Wilco.
My Son's teach er this year's name is Cockburn and she pronounces it Coburn.

I call BS.

It is what it is. COLON WOOLCOCK and COCKBURN. Get over yourself already.
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I went to school with a guy who's last name was Woolcock. He pronounced it Wilco.
My Son's teach er this year's name is Cockburn and she pronounces it Coburn.

I call BS.

It is what it is. COLON WOOLCOCK and COCKBURN. Get over yourself already.
Singer-songwriter Bruce Cockburn pronounces it Co-burn as well.

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I have a group of cousins with the last name "Kock". They pronounce it like "cook"m
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