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Mandy and Austin have been going out since 7th grade, now they are in 11th grade. Mandy has been thinking of breaking up with him.
One Friday afternoon, on their 5th anniversary, Mandy and Austin where talking over the phone: (Phone ringing at Mandy's house) Mandy: Hello Austin: Hey Baby Girl, how is it going? Mandy: Alright, u? Austin: Pretty good, so are u still up for the movie? Mandy: Im sorry i can't go, i promised my little sister that i would take her out to eat today. Austin: That sucks Mandy: Im really truly sorry Austin: Its all right, so can u go tomorrow then? Mandy: I cant, sorry, i have to go with Alyssa and her boyfriend to the mall. Austin: U know, it seems like u have been avoiding me this past few days. First u cant go out to dinner with me because u have a paper due, then u cant come over because u are to tired, and today during passing periods u totally ignored me. I had something i wanted to give to u. Mandy: Im sorry, im not trying to avoid you Austin: U know what, I'll just talk to you later, im going out for a drive. Love you! Mandy: Im Sorry Austin: Oh by the way, i bet u dont even know what today is.(hangs up the phone) Couple of hours later Mandy came back home and found a gift along with a card for her on the kitchen table. She opens the gift and finds a beutiful necklace, then she opens the card and reads: "Happy 5th anniversary, I love You! P.S: I'm sorry for the way i acted over the phone." Mandy takes up her gift and the card up to her room and goes to sleep. ***1 am in the morning***: (phone rings at Mandys house) Mandy: Hello Austin's brother: Hey mandy, my brother got in a car accident and is in the hospital. Apparently he was going over to your house because he wanted to give u a little note he wrote for u Mandy: OMG!!! please could you pick me up and take me there? Austin's brother: Ya, ill be over in a 10 minutes. ***10 minutes later*** Austin's brother picks her up and takes her to the hospital. When they get there she goes straight to Austins room where the doctors are putting a blanket over his face. His parents are crying. His mom walks up to Mandy and hands her a note. Mom: Here i think this is for u Mandy opens the letter and reads: "I love you" I love your smile I love your kisses I love your sensibility I love your hair I love your touch I love your smell I love your warm hugs I love you and everything about you I love you Never forget that p.s: with out you I would DIE!" (Mandy then starts crying and collapses on top of his body.) Mandy: (crying and in a whisper) I'm sorry, I love u, please come back. ***Now that u have read this, if u love someone or care about someone (Gf/Bf, friend, family, etc.) enough to die for them, repost this*** If u repost this your one true love will kiss you Repost this as " I ALMOST CRIED" |
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I must say, I'm disappointed. I was waiting for him to rape her with some eye-drop-looking tube or her to commit suicide by carving "Am I pretty enough for you?" onto her arms.
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And I'm sitting here bawling my eyes out at the fact that I'm reading this bilge! Who the hell writes this stuff????
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Let this story be a lesson to you, ladies:
NEVER BREAK UP WITH ANYONE! |
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I almost cried laughing!
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I'd be a little scared of a guy in high school who is going to drive over to my house at midnight or so uninvited to "deliver a note".
Agreed at crying from the pain of reading it. |
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But they hadn't broken up yet. They were still together. So technically, by being *with* her, he *did* die.
How's that for a little irony, eh?
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In what world is 7th - 11th grade 5 years?? Are they BOTH that dumb that they got held back, or what's the deal?
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Quote:
Magdalene
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"Don't mess with me. I dance with swords." |
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Yes but you don't count grade 7 as 1st anniversary...
grade 8 would have been their 1st anniversary 9 2nd 10 3rd 11th 4th i think that's what they were referring to... |
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Quote:
Magdalene
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"Don't mess with me. I dance with swords." |
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Quote:
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Overly-sweet waffles.
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And thus began the zombie invasion.
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I'm practicing my human call:"I'm SOOOO wasted!"-dryad, Warcraft 3. "I love the dead...frequently."-necromancer, Warcraft 3 |
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Quote:
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"Charity is not a substitute for justice. It never was, and it is not now." - Jonathan Kozol |
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Teens love dramatic death, don't they?
Seriously... every time I start reading one of these things, I immediately lay bets on which person is going to end up dead by the end of the story. |
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Was this supposed to have a point?
Honestly, seems like she was better off without him. No *wonder* she was was thinking about breaking up with him.
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Yes. That even *thinking* about ending a relationship is evil. Marry the first guy you meet just to make sure you're being moral enough. And never learn how to spell!
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"If our founding fathers were alive today, they would be rolling over in their graves". - Letter to the editor "If technology annoys you, I highly recommend shooting it to death. It's very cleansing." - James May |
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