"When a girl calls you" (Myspace)

[Squishy0405]

**I mean really does this junk come from anywhere *else* besides myspace? Chow if necessary...my favorite is "When she wants a hug, she will just stand there" Yeah like a NFBSKing idiot & you're wondering what the hell you did wrong *this* time...but if you hug her or not she will more than likely *still* throw a b*tch fit!!

When you catch a girl
glancing at you,
she wants you to look
back and smile

When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking with you
she wants
you to hold her hand

When she wants a hug
she will just stand there

When u break a girls heart
she still feels it when
you run into each other 3 years later

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are playing games

When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever

When a girl says she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more
than that

When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
she wants you back, but shes
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever


Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong

When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few
minutes
he means it

When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do

When your laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world

When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday,
he is in love

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it

When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you til your done

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else

repost this in 10 minutes and your true
love will
call you

someone was in your mind as you read this

Post this as

IF YOUR A GUY " When a guy calls you..."

AND

IF YOUR A GIRL POST IT AS "When a girl calls you

[Tom o' Bedlam]

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply

...

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong

So apparently women have two settings: "Arguing" and "Thinking deeply," while men have "Arguing" and "Being wrong."

... Man, I do not understand relationships.

When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few
minutes
he means it

... but clearly has suffered severe brain damage if it takes him a few minutes to answer a simple question.

When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you til your done

Done with what? Wait, never mind...

someone was in your mind as you read this

AUGH! GetoutgetoutGET OUT! *scrambles for a tinfoil hat*

[Esprise Me]

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are playing games

When a girl says she's fine and doesn't mean it, I wonder why she's playing games.

When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever

Holy crap, I'd better stop doing that until I'm ready to get married, then!

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more
than that

[snip]

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else

Head...exploding...

[Tantei Kid]

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind

Huh, I thought most people were of the "Gee, my ass is itchy" variety.

ETA: oh, never mind, girls are just upper management is all.

[Barbara]

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...

Er, no. While he might very well be listening to you, he may also be wondering what's in fridge he could make a snack of, turning over in his mind a problem from work, reminding himself he needs to check the oil on the car and that, come to think of it, that sucker is due for a tune-up, mentally recalculating his income tax return, or even wondering what's on TV and where he might have left the remote. Silence does not indicate rapt attention on a man's part, and I say that as a woman who both dated up a storm while she was single and who has been in two marriages. While he might indeed be hanging on every word to drop from your ruby lips, he is just as likely to be pondering who could win a fight between a Romulan and a Klingon.

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong

I don't think most men have a "realizes he's wrong" setting.

[Richard W]

Originally Posted by Barbara

Er, no. While he might very well be listening to you, he may also be wondering what's in fridge he could make a snack of, turning over in his mind a problem from work, reminding himself he needs to check the oil on the car and that, come to think of it, that sucker is due for a tune-up, mentally recalculating his income tax return, or even wondering what's on TV and where he might have left the remote.

Maybe he's dead!

LMHO

"When a girl calls you" (Myspace)

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**I mean really does this junk come from anywhere *else* besides myspace? Chow if necessary...my favorite is "When she wants a hug, she will just stand there" Yeah like a NFBSKing idiot & you're wondering what the hell you did wrong *this* time...but if you hug her or not she will more than likely *still* throw a b*tch fit!!

-Lol that sounds like something a Myspace girl would do given any of these glurges as examples.

When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile

-Not necessarily.

When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand

Uh, wow, no...Better be careful not to walk within bumping distance of anybody, then!

When she wants a hug she will just stand there

-Nope, in my case usually if I'm just standing there it means I'm waiting for something/somebody or daydreaming or both.

When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later

-Not likely...especially if she's in a good relationship with someone else, and even if she isn't, you're just ancient history.

When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind

-My daydreams aren't that hectic! Other times I'm quiet because I'm concentrating on something or just enjoying a quiet moment.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply

Wow, Lol, here's what this translates as, and it's pretty silly: if you're a girl, you can be in two modes only, arguing, or deeply thinking. This means girls can't engage in small talk or fun, because that doesn't usually have much to do with deep thought or else in order to be a girl, everything that comes out of your mouth must either be a deep thought or fighting words! Lol I don't think so!

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around

-More likely trying to figure out what the heck you just said.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine

-Nope, not this girl...If I'm fine I'll say so. If I'm not I'll say I could be better or something to that effect.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games

-More likely she's just seen you do something outragious.

When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever

-Wow, amazing how such a simple act can supposedly convey such a loaded message! Crap - better not let my head touch some guy's chest.

When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future

-Or 1. She needs help, or 2. She's just been listening to too many mushy love songs and thinks you'll appreciate hearing her say some cute puppy-love things.

When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that

-I beg to differ. Kids can really miss their parents every bit as much when separated and visa versa. Guys can also miss their girlfriends/spouses.

When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back, but shes scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever

-Really now!? "You were such a jerk and I'm only being mean so you'll come back and be a jerk to me all over again" I think not! It's called hurt and vengence, nothing to do with wanting some loser back.

Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you

-Only if he's taken with me for whatever reason. Otherwise, I get calls from guys about anything from church to business stuff to old friends wanting to keep in touch.

When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you...

-and if I'm not saying anything?

When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong

So guys have two modes, arguing, and being wrong? Rotf this is lame!

When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few minutes he means it

-Unless he's not feeling well or has been injured and wants to shrug it off.

When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do

-Or maybe he just notices something about me.

When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world

-Gosh, I never knew the world was my head! Gee willikers wow!

When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday, he is in love

-Uhm, I don't do the text message thing - but again, it would probably depend more on the content of the messages.

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it

-Can't disagree with that.

When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you til your done

-Til I'm done what? And that would worry me. It's enough to be responsible for my own life, I don't want somebody else hinging their life or lack of it on whether or not they can live with me.

When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else

-Hmmm, I guess that cancels out the effect/meaningfulness of when a girl says "I miss you"?

repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you

-Who believes this stuff?

someone was in your mind as you read this

-Actually, no.

Post this as

IF YOUR A GUY " When a guy calls you..."

AND

IF YOUR A GIRL POST IT AS "When a girl calls you

Or "Myspace Romance Psych101"

[Spamamander]

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong

If a man speaks in the woods, and no woman is there to hear, is he still wrong?

I got it.

[HollowMan]

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

When she wants a hug
she will just stand there

I wonder how long she'll keep standing there if you don't hug her?

When u break a girls heart
she still feels it when
you run into each other 3 years later

Or she's filled with a burning, seething rage and hate.

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind

"Where are my keys?"

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply

I love how this thing says girls have 2 settings, 'Raging B***h' and 'Sophocles'.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine

I'll say 50/50 on this one. You get to know when she's fine and when she isn't.

When a girl says she can't live
without you,
get a restraining order

There, fixed that.

Guy Facts:

I plead the fifth.

[Nick Theodorakis]

Originally Posted by Barbara

... he is just as likely to be pondering who could win a fight between a Romulan and a Klingon.
...

I'd say the Klingon, in a fair fight with no weapons.

Now, what about a fight between a Terminator (the first one) and Wolverine?

Nick

[Nick Theodorakis]

Originally Posted by Richard W

Maybe he's dead!

That's actually why she lays her head on his chest -- to check for a heartbeat.

Nick

[PallasAthena]

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong

Actually, I find the opposite to be true. I can tell as soon as my husband realizes he's wrong because he gets desperate and starts arguing even harder and making especially ridiculous statements.

[London Wolf]

Originally Posted by HollowMan

I love how this thing says girls have 2 settings, 'Raging B***h' and 'Sophocles'.

I have one setting - 'Raging Sophocles'. I throw crockery while screaming passages from 'Oedipus' in the original Greek.

What a pointless first post. I wonder if there's a prize? me.

[Mickey Blue]

When you catch a girl
glancing at you,
she wants you to look
back and smile

Or its your turn to place your order..

When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking with you
she wants
you to hold her hand

Bah! Talk about missed chances, literally dozens of attractive women have apparantly wanted to hold my hand in the subway..

When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you

Or he wants to do a quickie breakup over the phone before his date..

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it

So.. Is there a "guy fact" that tells you girls who are the (good) guys and who aren't? Cause otherwise this "fact" is pretty well useless..



Most of the other funny ones have been covered..

Anybody else's mind jump to "When a Stranger Calls.." upon the title and instructions toward the end?

-MB

Does this bit of drivel have any link with how teen/pre-teen girls actually think? I sure hope not.

Note, I let my girls read this and they thought the statements were bunk. My #3 came up with this one (based on her real experiences):

When a guy tells you he loves you, he is about to ask to borrow a pencil....

[AQB, Max's DHB]

Originally Posted by London Wolf

I have one setting - 'Raging Sophocles'. I throw crockery while screaming passages from 'Oedipus' in the original Greek.

What a pointless first post. I wonder if there's a prize? me.

Perhaps there should be!

Also, Raging Sophocles would be a great name for a band. [/Dave Barry]

[46liter]

Is the Concensus that this was writtien by a boy & a girl together? The tone is awfully weighty & the author(s) seem to consider it awfully portenteous. Do teens really write stuff like this so that others will read it & think "Wow,that's really heavy, I'm deeply moved"? The author(s) also seem to almost have a grasp of the use of apostrophes. Sometime the "your" is used correctly, sometimes substituted for the intended "you're", but really it seems that the correct usage of spelling, grammar, punctuation,etc. is just a randomn occurence. Really irritating to read, plus being really stupid.