Drugs will do that to you

[snopes]

Comment: I saw the Eye of God. Without any telescope or anything else.
My son was there and I called him out to see it, then awakened my visiting
grandson so that he could see it.
It looked exactly as the picture you show on your site.
There were no touchups and no enlargements. It was there, just as seen in
photo.

[inkrose115]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: I saw the Eye of God. Without any telescope or anything else.
My son was there and I called him out to see it, then awakened my visiting
grandson so that he could see it.
It looked exactly as the picture you show on your site.
There were no touchups and no enlargements. It was there, just as seen in
photo.

I'll have what they're having.

[annabohly]

Make that a double.

And some for the kids, won't someone dose the kids...

[snopes]

Comment: Ok a black co-worker tells me that she thinks Barack Obama smokes
weed because his lips are dark. I told her she was insane and she says
that smoking weed makes black people's lip darker. i think she's smoking
CRACK. any help here?

[inkrose115]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: Ok a black co-worker tells me that she thinks Barack Obama smokes
weed because his lips are dark. I told her she was insane and she says
that smoking weed makes black people's lip darker. i think she's smoking
CRACK. any help here?

Just say no! (to drugs)

[snopes]

Comment: on may 15 tuesday 2007 a group of creatures that looked like
human people but looked like moths. went to the living room and they were
crawling through the chimny and went in to the house. they saw me and they
came flying towards me i ran to my room but didn't close and they tried to
eat so i hit them with a block of wood and went to my kitchen and grabed a
broom and hit them with it. they went up the chimny and left i was able to
grab one of their wings and yanked a piece off and i keep it in a case.
since yesterday i keep a bat in my room.

[KingDavid8]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: Ok a black co-worker tells me that she thinks Barack Obama smokes
weed because his lips are dark. I told her she was insane and she says
that smoking weed makes black people's lip darker. i think she's smoking
CRACK. any help here?

I don't know. What color are her lips?

David

[1958Fury]

Originally Posted by snopes

since yesterday i keep a bat in my room.

Ten bucks says they mean the animal, not a baseball bat.

[Four Kitties]

Originally Posted by 1958Fury

Ten bucks says they mean the animal, not a baseball bat.

No bet. After the rest of it, a baseball bat never even crossed my mind.

[SatansHobbit]

since yesterday i keep a bat in my room.

He keeps a few bats in his belfry too.

[RobDBlackwolf]

saw me and they
came flying towards me i ran to my room but didn't close and they tried to
eat so i hit them with a block of woodp

What a rude person. They just wanted the adress for the nearest McDonalds. After all, interstellar travel (or going todash) is hungry work. But after rereading the comment, he might have defended his snickers because he had the munchies himself.

[Dr. Winston O'Boogie]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: on may 15 tuesday 2007 a group of creatures that looked like
human people but looked like moths.....

The return of The Mothman Prophecies?

[snopes]

Comment: The Just desserts thing

The spelling just desserts
and the way it is said "just desserts" has got to be correct.
Im sorry but people who get their "just desserts" get somthing not as
sweet as a dessert should be.

I just dont get the desert thing at all!

(Even if i have drank 4 pints of stongbow.)

Just desserts are just that - A SCUMMY TASTING PUDDING FOR THOSE WHOM
DESERVE A SCUMMY TASTING PUD.

A pudding based sort of early karma!

If you're not very nice to folks you can expect to get a brussel sprout
crumble with fishy gravy dessert.

That is all
Goodnight
Thanks 4 listening.

[Just Jocko]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: The Just desserts thing

The spelling just desserts
and the way it is said "just desserts" has got to be correct.
Im sorry but people who get their "just desserts" get somthing not as
sweet as a dessert should be.

I just dont get the desert thing at all!

(Even if i have drank 4 pints of stongbow.)

Just desserts are just that - A SCUMMY TASTING PUDDING FOR THOSE WHOM
DESERVE A SCUMMY TASTING PUD.

A pudding based sort of early karma!

If you're not very nice to folks you can expect to get a brussel sprout
crumble with fishy gravy dessert.

That is all
Goodnight
Thanks 4 listening.

Recipe, please?

[snopes]

Comment: About four years ago i was out with my mates, when we seena
figure of a young girl in the middle of a road. you could see right throu
her, it sounded like she was crying my n my friend looked at eatch other
and froze, the girl turned in our direction!!!OMG! she had no eyes but
holes in her head

[nancyfancypants]

Sounds like someone else has a few holes in his head, too.

[Just Jocko]

Originally Posted by nancyfancypants

Sounds like someone else has a few holes in his head, too.

That's so the smoke can get out.

Dang, who needs the DARE program when I can just have my kids read this section.

This is the internet. This is the internet on drugs....

[snopes]

Comment: I read your microwaved water article. If you are going to print
such an article then answer me this...!

Why is it when I boil a cup of water in my mircrowave and let it cool,
then water any one of the plants in my house with it, within 5 minutes the
entire plant wilts and almost falls over??????????

Then it take about 5 days for the plant to recover!!!!!