America's Next Top Model: Cycle 13

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^ My signature pose!

Whoo! Let's here it for the shorties! This season they lowered the height requirement so it's bound to be full of girls who will not get picked at go-sees and who will never have a chance of being hired by a legitimate modeling agency. I can't wait!

The new girls have been revealed, so like last season I'd like to see what we think of them!

Ashley

This girl isn't doing it for me at all. Facially she's a bit mannish looking, and her torso is hella short. Not model-like for me at all.

Bianca

A nice face on this one, and I like the short hair, not sure about the brokedown pose though, and she might photograph a bit on the older side.

Brittany

Oh no, no, no. This girl looked like she just stepped out of an 80s music video and she looks old enough to have been in one as well. Not feeling her at all.

Courtney

This one seems promising to me, I'm fond of the Peter Pan type and I could see that face translating to high fashion, if she manages to make other shots not quite so, "smile and say cheese!" Terrible top though, makes her arms look hella short.

Erin

She seems to be rocking a sort of Eastern European look, but I'm not sure if it does anything for me. Not bad, but not great.

Jennifer

Yeegads this is not promising. I'm guessing she's super adorable in real life and this is just not a flattering photo, but if one wants to be a model, one needs to be photogenic. I fear for Jennifer!

Kara Vincent

I think she will be the girl who photographs REALLY old and is eliminated for that. She's got a good high fashion face though, and I like her shoes.

Laura

I'm not sure about this one. At first I didn't like her, but the more I stared, the more she grew on me, could be interesting.

Lisa

This girl is a "hot chick" she is not a model in any way shape or form. Two thumbs down.

Lulu

I see potential here, she seems to have a good modelesque build and an interesting face. I wouldn't be surprised if she sticks around a while. I may be biased, because she has the same name as my cat.


Nicole

A pretty girl, but I don't know if I see a model here, I think her features may translate a bit too heavily on film. Dig the curly hair though.

Rachel

This might work if they lop off all of that hair, she needs something. Interesting face though, could make for interesting pictures.

Rae Weisz

Robert Palmer's ladies called! They want their dresses and heels back! Far too catalog looking, I don't think she will last.


Sundai Love

I don't think this one will last long, her eyes are dead and the way her lip curves up it makes her look mustachioed when she's probably not. Doesn't cry out model to me.

Dang, I don't have any people who flat out look like forerunners to me, so I guess I'd have to say that at the moment Bianca, Courtney and Lulu are my favorites, and I'll pick Lulu as the possible winner of it all! Season premiere on September 9th! Whoo hoo!