A True Boyfriend

[Squishy0405]

IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS, YOUR HIGH SCHOOL YEARS WILL BE THE WORST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE!
AND your next boyfriend/girlfriend will hate you.


- Give her a hoodie of yours to wear so other people know she is yours.
- Leave her sweet texts to wake up to.
- Sneak up behind her.
- Grab her by the waist.
- Do anything to make her smile.
- Always make her laugh.
- Tell her shes beautiful, not sexy.
- Tell her she has amazing eyes.
- When your friends walk by, say, "This is my girlfriend."
- Say I love you to her face not JUST over the phone.
- If she's sad, take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay.
- NEVER cheat on her.
- Kiss her on the forehead.
- When you walk with her, walk slowly.
- Tickle her, even when she says stop.
- Don't say I love you unless you mean it.
- Listen to her when she talks.
- Tell her your secrets.
- Protect her.
- Brush any hair out of her face and say something chessy like: "Sorry, I just want to see your beautiful face." and add a cheesy smile :P Girls love it xP

Girls repost as - A True Boyfriend
Guys repost as - I would do this for my girl any day

In the next 30 seconds and something great will happen to you today. If you don't you will lose someone very important to

[Hyper Squirrel]

IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS, YOUR HIGH SCHOOL YEARS WILL BE THE WORST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE!

Even if you don't repost it, it's a given that your high school years are the worst years of your life. Seriously, ask a scientist. Or some guy with a pocket protector that looks really smart. They'll tell you.

[Tantei Kid]

Originally Posted by Hyper Squirrel

Even if you don't repost it, it's a given that your high school years are the worst years of your life. Seriously, ask a scientist. Or some guy with a pocket protector that looks really smart. They'll tell you.

Bah, as if high school could ever be worse than junior high. Well, for some people I guess. It was my experience, however, that people matured just enough so that repeatedly insulting you to your face was far less common. It's been 15 years and I still want to throttle the little NFBSK who told me I was ugly daily.

Although high school might have been worse had I had the boyfriend in the OP. Or a friend who every time I walked by would say "This is my girlfriend" I think I'd get the point the first time.

[Bryan With a 'Y']

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

- Brush any hair out of her face and say something chessy

King's pawn to king's four, baby.


Oh, HS, you found my pocket protector! Thanks!

[Ana Ng]

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

- When your friends walk by, say, "This is my girlfriend."

Is anyone else picturing a desperate guy like, "...this is my girlfriend... this is MY GIRLFRIEND!"

Like, how random.

[Richard W]

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

- Kiss her on the forehead.

I once kissed somebody on the forehead to wake her up, and she almost had a panic attack. To be fair, I wasn't her boyfriend - I was just a friend; she'd asked me to wake her up at a particular time and, in the moment, this seemed a good way to do so. But it wasn't.

She had quite a go at me because "that's something I would expect from a lover not a friend" - fair enough, but the way she reacted, she would have been equally shocked whoever had done it. I thought we'd sorted it out, but she later broke off our friendship. So be careful.

Hmm, I was going to mock the list, but it brought back a bad memory. It's a worse memory because I know that I was in the wrong. Oh well.

(edit) Ana Ng's comments are also (regrettably) appropriate to my anecdote. Sorry Amanda.

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

- Give her a hoodie of yours to wear so other people know she is yours.
- Leave her sweet texts to wake up to.
- Sneak up behind her.
- Grab her by the waist.

... and she'll thank you with a restraining order!

- Tickle her, even when she says stop.

This just screams "creepy" to me and I can't quite put my finger on why.

[One-Fang]

Originally Posted by CrysAM

This just screams "creepy" to me and I can't quite put my finger on why.

Because if "stop" doesn't mean stop then, are there maybe other times when he will believe "stop" doesn't mean stop?

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS, YOUR HIGH SCHOOL YEARS WILL BE THE WORST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE!

Somehow that threat doesn't really scare me too much, seeing how I've been out of high school for 8 or 9 years. Besides, I didn't need any help from chain letters to make them the worst years of my life. I took care of that myself!

AND your next boyfriend/girlfriend will hate you.

If she hates me, it sounds like someone who shouldn't really be my girlfriend in the first place.

- Give her a hoodie of yours to wear so other people know she is yours.

"Hey pal, don't you see that she's wearing my hoodie? Yeah? Well, that means that she's my property and I own her!"

- Sneak up behind her.

I once almost ended up with a black eye from doing that. But go ahead, try it, it'll be fun.

- Do anything to make her smile.

Anything? Hmmmmm......

- When your friends walk by, say, "This is my girlfriend."

Wouldn't they already know that from the hoodie?

- Kiss her on the forehead.

And after that, put your mouth on her belly and blow to make fart sounds!

- Tickle her, even when she says stop.

It' s especially affectionate if you can get her to wet her pants!

- Tell her your secrets.

But then they wouldn't be secrets anymore....

- Brush any hair out of her face and say something chessy like: "Sorry, I just want to see your beautiful face." and add a cheesy smile :P Girls love it xP

In my experience, cheesy lines like that would be met with eye rolling.

[zabia]

Originally Posted by Class Bravo

And after that, put your mouth on her belly and blow to make fart sounds!

I have to admit that my hubby can do that and get me out of any bad mood. In the TMI category, boat noises in the breasts makes me giggle like an idiot.

The rest of this forward just confirmed my pause before clicking on this thread.

[Missie]

Originally Posted by zabia

I have to admit that my hubby can do that and get me out of any bad mood.

Nice to know someone else does that! I felt silly about it. I'm insanely ticklish, and when my fiancee and I tease each other over whatever (usually video games) it often progresses to tickling, and wrestling on the floor/couch, and since he's bigger he can hold me down and usually takes the opportunity to blow on my tummy because it tickles and I can't stop him! It's all in good fun, he does stop when I tell him to. Occasionally I'm able to catch him by surprise and do it to him, too.

Also, about the 'waist' thing, I'm not really a teenager anymore (which genuinely surprises me when I realize that, because I still feel so much like one, but I haven't been one for four years now), but I like being held by my waist from behind. And I like holding him by the waist from behind. Granted, it looks silly with me doing that because I'm so much smaller than him. It just feels nice, I'm not sure what it is about it.

"Tell her shes beautiful, not sexy."

I told my GF she was beautiful and she liked that.But when I told her she's not sexy she wasn't too happy.

"When you walk with her, walk slowly."

What if she's in a hurry?I don't get this one.

[Toys For Big Boys]

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

- Give her a hoodie of yours to wear so other people know she is yours.

People do not belong to you in the ownership sense.

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

- Tell her shes beautiful, not sexy.

I'd settle for sexy over "cute", even if it's just once.

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

- When you walk with her, walk slowly.

Walking slowly is bad. I hate people who walk slow without good reason.

[Cactus Wren]

What is it with this "grab her by the waist" thing? Didn't another such list of suggestions include two different versions of "grab her by the waist"?

Edit: Close! It was "46 things a girl would die for": one was "touch their {sic} waist", another was "HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST".

Editagain: And another has some variations on the same theme, including
WHEN i PULL AWAY
- GRAB ME BY THE WAiST & TELL ME YOU'LL NEVER LET ME GO and
WHEN iM SCARED
- HOLD ME BY THE WAiST
What is it about being grabbed by the waist that supposedly appeals so much to teenage girls?

[One-Fang]

Originally Posted by Cactus Wren

What is it about being grabbed by the waist that supposedly appeals so much to teenage girls?

What else is safe? Can't grab the boobs or butt.

[Fantine]

Originally Posted by Cactus Wren

What is it with this "grab her by the waist" thing?

I think it's a poorly expressed way of saying that a lot of girls like it when they feel enveloped, surrounded, held. I once developed a major crush on a guy who was playing my husband in a play, simply because one scene required him to stand behind me with his arms around me. He was about a foot and a half taller than I am, with nice broad shoulders... oooh, nice.

[SmallTownKid]

IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS, YOUR HIGH SCHOOL YEARS WILL BE THE WORST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE!

Cool! Is this retroactive? If I don't repost this, does that mean that things are only getting better from here on? Sounds like a good deal to me!

[glisp42]

And don't forget, "No" means "Yes", a restraining order is just another way to say, "I love you" and wearing a short skirt is asking for it.

[TB Tabby]

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

- NEVER cheat on her.

No way! I always thought cheating on her was the best way to display affection!

[Dog Friendly]

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS, YOUR HIGH SCHOOL YEARS WILL BE THE WORST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE!

So this means that if I do repost it, I can expect three years of my future to be worse than my high school years?

Dog (Where's that delete key?) Friendly