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A Swedish doctor that made a comment in a newspaper said that there is a very simple explanation, not involving swimming pools, to how she became pregnant.
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You mean from free floating sperm in the shower, right?
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You just keep telling yourself that, ma'am, if it makes you happy. But do us all a favor and make sure that in the future, your daughter uses some sort of protection while she's [cough] swimming.
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I think he meant toilet seats.
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Why would anyone file a suit against a hotel when they have a perfect opportunity to claim immaculate conception?
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Another blog update, to cleanse the horror that was the last post: Confessions of a Dragon's scribe |
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Because God is a deadbeat dad.
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Why would she claim that her child was conceived free of original sin?
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