Another "To Every Girl"

[Squishy0405]

**I know there are many varations of this title but I'm not sure if this one has been posted previously~chow if need be.

Body: To every girl that is SCARED to
put her HEART out there again,
because she has been HURT
too many times or so BADLY.


To every girl that has been
CHEATED on,
because she's NOT a SLUT
who gives it up to any guy.



To every girl that
dresses CUTE
not SKANKY.



To every girl who
wants to be called
BEAUTIFUL
...not HOT



To every girl that will spend her
whole day looking
for the perfect present for YOU.



To every girl who gets her heart
BROKEN, because he
chose that stupid girl instead.


To every girl that would DIE
to have a DECENT boyfriend.



To every girl who would JUST ONCE
like to be treated like a PRINCESS!!


To every girl that cries at night
because of another HEARTBREAK


To every girl that
just wants to HOLD HANDS


To every girl that
kisses him with meaning.


To every girl who
just wishes he CARED MORE


To every girl who would JUST ONCE
want a guy to give their
JACKET UP when they are cold.



To every girl who
just wants him to call.



To every girl who lies
awake at night THINKING about HIM



To every girl that
just wants to cuddle.


To every girl that
just wants to sleep with
him without HAVING SEX



TO EVERY GIRL WHO SHOWS HOW
MUCH SHE CARES AND GETS NOTHING BACK..


To every girl that thought
"maybe this one could be the one."



To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff
when she actually >>doesn't<< think it is funny.


To every girl who is just
looking for that one and
only. and is having a rough
time along the way.


To every girl that DOESN'T WANT
a guy who JUST PLAYS WITH HER
EMOTIONS but actually cares about
how she feels.



To every girl who wants
words backed up with actions.



To every girl that fell for all the lies
only to find themselves alone in the end.



To every girl that gave her heart away
to have it shoved back in her face.


To every girl that has faith that
"tomorrow will be a better day."
And it will be.


*If you are a nice girl repost this as: "To every girl."

*If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I'm looking for this girl" or if u have this girl repost this as " I have this girl

[Hyper Squirrel]

Body: To every girl that is SCARED to
put her HEART out there again,
because she has been HURT
too many times or so BADLY.

In other words, every female who's dated.

To every girl that has been
CHEATED on,
because she's NOT a SLUT
who gives it up to any guy.

What does one have to do with the other? "I just got cheated on, so that means I give it up to any guy!" Shouldn't that be the boyfriend who gives it up to any girl?

To every girl who
wants to be called
BEAUTIFUL
...not HOT

What's wrong with looking hot? You can look hot and still be fairly tasteful about it.

To every girl who gets her heart
BROKEN, because he
chose that stupid girl instead.

Of course. since men are the most important things in the world. And what's with ALL the RANDOM capitalization?

To every girl that would DIE
to have a DECENT boyfriend.

So much wrong here, I can't even begin to say...

To every girl who would JUST ONCE
like to be treated like a PRINCESS!!

Then go to NFBSKing Disneyworld.

To every girl that cries at night
because of another HEARTBREAK

Life's a NFBSK, then you die. Get used to it.

To every girl that
just wants to HOLD HANDS

They still exist?

To every girl that
kisses him with meaning.

Isn't that redundant to the last thing?

To every girl who
just wishes he CARED MORE

AKA everyone.

To every girl who would JUST ONCE
want a guy to give their
JACKET UP when they are cold.

If you're that cold then just ask him for the damn jacket.

To every girl who
just wants him to call.

Again, call him yourself. It's not the 1800's.

To every girl who lies
awake at night THINKING about HIM

HE should think about a restraining order

To every girl that
just wants to cuddle.

This dedication is long...when are we going to get to the damn point?

To every girl that
just wants to sleep with
him without HAVING SEX

...Yeah. No words of mine can do this justice.

TO EVERY GIRL WHO SHOWS HOW
MUCH SHE CARES AND GETS NOTHING BACK..

..THEN DUMP THE SORRY NFBSK.

To every girl that thought
"maybe this one could be the one."

Point being?

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff
when she actually >>doesn't<< think it is funny.

Yeah, so...everyone?

To every girl who is just
looking for that one and
only. and is having a rough
time along the way.

Again, life's a NFBSK, then you die.

To every girl that DOESN'T WANT
a guy who JUST PLAYS WITH HER
EMOTIONS but actually cares about
how she feels.

And some people want the opposite?

To every girl who wants
words backed up with actions.

My hands are getting tired...Is there any end in sight here?

To every girl that fell for all the lies
only to find themselves alone in the end.
To every girl that gave her heart away
to have it shoved back in her face.

You know what? I'm tired of typing "Life's a NFBSK, then you die", so I'm shortening it to "LAN, TYD".

To every girl that has faith that
"tomorrow will be a better day."
And it will be.

We're all Scarlett O'Hara now?

*If you are a nice girl repost this as: "To every girl."

*If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I'm looking for this girl" or if u have this girl repost this as " I have this girl

Wait, wait, wait! This was all one giant dedication before nothing? To every girl what?! Gah!

[Blatherskite]

... Yes? To every girl etc. what? I read through the very long dedication and wasn't even awarded a message for my time and effort! What a rip off!

To every girl that would DIE
to have a DECENT boyfriend.
I'm willing to be given a rather nasty cold or the equivalent amount of suffering in nose tweaks and hair pulls for an indecent boyfriend... any takers?

To every girl who would JUST ONCE
like to be treated like a PRINCESS!!
I'll do the smiling and waving, but nobody's to take any scandalous photos of me in a bikini.

To every girl who
just wants him to call.
Like this: ka-wit ka-wit ka-wit. KWAAARRK. It's an old established traditional call.

To every girl who lies
awake at night THINKING about HIM
Generally, I lie awake thinking about infinity and breakfast. Sorry.

To every girl that gave her heart away
to have it shoved back in her face.
The Offal Appreciation Society can be so cruel to new members

[senshisteph]

Blatherskite - you owe me new lungs (laughing so hard when recovering from flu is painful)

[Mickey Blue]

I'm willing to be given a rather nasty cold or the equivalent amount of suffering in nose tweaks and hair pulls for an indecent boyfriend... any takers?

It depends, how hot are you?

[inkrose115]

Originally Posted by Blatherskite

... Yes? To every girl etc. what? I read through the very long dedication and wasn't even awarded a message for my time and effort! What a rip off!

To every girl that would DIE
to have a DECENT boyfriend.
I'm willing to be given a rather nasty cold or the equivalent amount of suffering in nose tweaks and hair pulls for an indecent boyfriend... any takers?

To every girl who would JUST ONCE
like to be treated like a PRINCESS!!
I'll do the smiling and waving, but nobody's to take any scandalous photos of me in a bikini.

To every girl who
just wants him to call.
Like this: ka-wit ka-wit ka-wit. KWAAARRK. It's an old established traditional call.

To every girl who lies
awake at night THINKING about HIM
Generally, I lie awake thinking about infinity and breakfast. Sorry.

To every girl that gave her heart away
to have it shoved back in her face.
The Offal Appreciation Society can be so cruel to new members

YOMANK! *coughs up her popscicle* Eeeew, gross.

[BringTheNoise]

To every girl who lies
awake at night THINKING about HIM

Remember: they're just not very good, and Ville Vallo is way over-rated as a songwriter.

(HIM)

[TrishDaDish]

Him! Him! Him!
What's she gonna do about him?
She's gonna have to do without him!
Or do without Me! Me! Me!
No one gets to get it for free!
It's me or it's him!

Trish "Now, there's a song I sang a lot as a kid" DaDish

"To Every Girl"

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To every girl that is SCARED to put her HEART out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so BADLY.

-Smart move, don't jump into the fire until you're sure you're ready to handle the risks.

To every girl that has been CHEATED on, because she's NOT a SLUT who gives it up to any guy.

-If the guy cheats on you because you won't sleep with him, he's just an over-sexed jerk not worth as much as a glance let alone being cried over. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

To every girl that dresses CUTE not SKANKY.

-Good for you.

To every girl who wants to be called BEAUTIFUL...not HOT

-tell anyone who calls you "hot" to take a hike. And remember, "beautiful" is just a more pc way of saying "hot" so it's not all that much of a compliment coming from some hormonal drip. Be wary if he calls you "beautiful" unless you are already close.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for YOU.

-Stop obsessing, it's creepy!

To every girl who gets her heart BROKEN, because he chose that stupid girl/b***h instead.

-Get over it and move on. Was she such a "stupid b***h/girl" before the guy you wanted got interested in her? Probably not, so, who is the "stupid b***h/girl" then, huh?. Is he worth all that fussing if he's not even interested in you? Let go.

To every girl that would DIE to have a DECENT boyfriend.

-Get a life, get a hobby, get out more often, find something other than boys to spend your time on. It won't kill you not to have a boyfriend and if you're this desperate, you're probably far too clingy, and you need to get yourself together so you won't go to pieces every time a relationship doesn't pan out.

To every girl who would JUST ONCE
like to be treated like a PRINCESS!!

-You're not a princess, so dry up and act in a way that will get you respect for the person you are. I never did understand girls and women with this fantasy.

To every girl that cries at night because of another HEARTBREAK

-When are you ever gonna learn to quit falling for every chump that comes along and whispers sweet nothings to you?

To every girl that WONT get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

-Way to go! That kind of guy is nothing but trash and it would be better if he got himself caught in a pool drain, that might fix him for a while.
To every girl that just wants to HOLD HANDS

-Get a back-scratcher.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

-Don't rush it.

To every girl who just wishes he CARED MORE

-Stop pining, you won't change him. Accept it or move on to another guy who's the more caring type. Better still, do something about your own issues and self image so you won't be so crushed when the next one acts not caring enough for you.

To every girl who would JUST ONCE want a guy to give their JACKET UP when they are cold.

-Argh! Please - the age of chivalry is long since over! Quit with the poor little damsel in distress thing and get your own darn jacket! For goodness sake, have enough sense to dress appropriately for the weather!

To every girl who just wants him to call.

-It's not the end of the world if he doesn't.

To every girl who lies awake at night THINKING about HIM

-Find something to do until you fall asleep.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

-Buy yourself a teddybear or get a pet.

To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without HAVING SEX

-Let's see...You could wait until you know him well enough to be married and by then you should be past the heart throb stage and into the secure, mutual love a relationship is supposed to be, and not have that problem. Or else you could slip something in his sherry so that he's too zoned out to do anything but sleep when he crawls in with you, or you could Forget the guy and get a pet.

TO EVERY GIRL WHO SHOWS HOW MUCH SHE CARES AND GETS NOTHING BACK..

-Don't sweat it, you're not supposed to expect anything in return anyway - that attitude is the cause of so much of the grief in relationships.

To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

-That's the way the cookie crumbled. Oh well, pick yourself up and carry on.

To every girl that believes in her dreams.

-Follow them within reason.

To every girl that would do anything so she could achieve those dreams.

-That could be amazing, or absolutely disastrous, depending on what they are.

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually >>doesn't<< think it is funny.

-You're either two-faced or an idiot or have some other issues and I don't want to know you.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.

-That's life. Get used to it. Either you'll find him eventually or you won't. Not the end of the world either way.

To every girl that DOESN'T WANT a guy who JUST PLAYS WITH HER EMOTIONS but actually cares about how she feels.

-Good for you.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

-Good for you, but remember to practice what you preach.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

You have to work through it and carry on just like the millions of others out there in the same situation.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face.

-You're better off without him anyway, work it through, carry on, and forget him.

To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

-if you can find it in yourself to let go of whatever guy's making you so miserable.

*If you are a nice girl repost this as: "To every girl."

-What the!? So, if I don't repost this self-pitying piece of bilge as is, that means I'm not a nice girl? Gee, somebody's sure confusing extreme high-maintenance with niceness. I call that scary!

*If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I'm looking for this girl"

-Huh? Why would a guy want a girl on the rebound with tons of baggage and such a "Take care of poor little me, I'm your one and only princess!" attitude? If I was a guy, I'd run the other way!

or if u have this girl repost this as " I have this girl

-And insult the girl you're taken with by implying she is this needy, clingy, pathetic sap? I don't think so! Insult yourself as well, because the girl in this thing is still looking for Mr. Right for the most part and you're not him? Not!

[PallasAthena]

I read this through shouting the capitalized bits. It was far more entertaining that way.

[BringTheNoise]

Hopefully not out loud!

[JessBoo]

Originally Posted by Capri

"To Every Girl"

To every girl who wants to be called BEAUTIFUL...not HOT

-tell anyone who calls you "hot" to take a hike. And remember, "beautiful" is just a more pc way of saying "hot" so it's not all that much of a compliment coming from some hormonal drip. Be wary if he calls you "beautiful" unless you are already close.

Er, are you joking? Is 'hot' an insult now? And why can someone only call you beautiful if you are already close?

Originally Posted by Capri

"To Every Girl"
To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without HAVING SEX

-Let's see...You could wait until you know him well enough to be married and by then you should be past the heart throb stage and into the secure, mutual love a relationship is supposed to be, and not have that problem. Or else you could slip something in his sherry so that he's too zoned out to do anything but sleep when he crawls in with you, or you could Forget the guy and get a pet.

So it's either no sex whatsoever, or marriage? Okay...

[Mosherette]

Originally Posted by JessBoo

Is 'hot' an insult now?

I've been wondeirng this as well: the past few of these that have cropped up have said don't call her hot. Why not? I'd LOVE someone to call me hot. Anyone. Please?

*puppy dog eyes*

[Oceanic Aura]

Originally Posted by BringTheNoise

Remember: they're just not very good, and Ville Vallo is way over-rated as a songwriter.

True, but that's not why I think about them at night. This is.

Originally Posted by Blatherskite

... Yes? To every girl etc. what? I read through the very long dedication and wasn't even awarded a message for my time and effort! What a rip off!

I know! I can't believe I read that damn thing only to be denied so cruelly in the end. It kept going...and going...and going...and then -Pfffft!

Edit: Mosh, I've seen your profile pic. You're hot! I promise.

[Mosherette]

Originally Posted by Oceanic Aura

Edit: Mosh, I've seen your profile pic. You're hot! I promise.

Yay!

And another yay so I can post this!

[46liter]

[quote=Capri;94544]"To Every Girl"

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To every girl that WONT get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

HEY!!! HEY!!! Just a Goshdarned minute!!! This one wasn't in the OP!! I don't think overly emotional depressed teen authors even think about doing this, unless they are wrapped in your jacket & somehow are convinced that this is customary among royalty.(I E The Princess Angle)

I saw the getting on her knees one included in another posting of this elsewhere.

And if she wants to be treated like a princess, she'd probably expect the guy to get on his knees instead, and kiss her feet.

[JessBoo]

Capri, how come 'hot' = bad?

And why is "hot" supposed to be so good?

Originally Posted by JessBoo

Capri, how come 'hot' = bad?

[Mosherette]

I don't often do the dictionary thing, but I don't see what's bad about being referred to as per definition 7b.