He took a bullet for her (Myspace)

[Squishy0405]

boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?

girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.

boy- oh rele? y?

girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.

boy- oh

girl- so wht did we do in math 2day?

boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes

girl- ok good

boy- yeah

girl- hey i have a question......

boy- ok, ask away

girl-........how much do u love me?

boy- u kno i love u more than anything

girl- yeah.....

boy- y did u ask?

girl-................>silence<..........

boy- is something wrong?

girl- no nothing at all

boy- good.

girl- ..............how much do u care about me?

boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.

girl- u would?

boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried< is there something wrong??

girl- no, everythings fine......

boy- are u sure?

girl- yeah.

boy- ok.......i hope so.

girl- ..............would u die for me?

boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun

girl- rele?

boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong???

girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine.

boy- ............ok

girl-......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.

boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.

girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.



THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:

boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day?

friend- no

boy- oh.

friend- she wasnt here yesterday either.

boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite.

friend- well dude u kno how gurls are sumtimes

boy- yeah........but not her.

friend- idk wht else 2 say, man.

boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.

friend- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl.



THAT NIGHT:

-ring-
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-ring-
-ring-
girl- hello?

boy- hey

girl- oh, hi.

boy- y weren't u at school 2day?

girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.

boy- are u sick?

girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line.

boy- ill wait.

girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.

boy-........alright, i love u hun.

very long pause<


girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up.

boy- what???

girl- its the best thing for us right now.

boy- y????

girl- i love u.
click<


THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.

boy- hey dude

friend- hey

boy- whats up

friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?

boy- no

friend- so u didnt hear?

boy- hear what?

friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u......

boy- dude, wtf tell me

friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468

boy- ok............

BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL

-ring-
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voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam.

boy- uh.......i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend.

voice- what is her name, sir?
(boy gives info)

voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.

boy- rele? y? what happened??? how is she???

voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.

boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!!

voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.

boy- WAIT! NO!
*dial tone*


BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.

boy- omg are u ok??

girl- ..................

boy- sweetie!! talk to me!!

girl- i..........

boy- u what?? U WHAT???

girl- i have cancer and im on life support

boy- .....................>breaks into tears<......................

girl- they're taking me off 2night

boy- y??

girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt

boy- y didnt u tell me????

girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u.

boy- u could never hurt me

girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.

boy- ?

girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you.

boy- ...........

girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u

boy- then y'd u break up w/me?

nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.

BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.


but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.

NEXT DAY

the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other...
THE NOTE SAID:i told her i would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me...

[Hyper Squirrel]

What. The. NFBSK? My brain hurts from reading that...

[HollowMan]

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.

This has got to be, hands down, the WORST transition that I have ever heard.

but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.

And this is quite possibly the worst logic ever.

NEXT DAY

the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other...
THE NOTE SAID:i told her i would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me...

I hate to tell you kid, but you didn't take a bullet for her, you took one for yourself. And for that matter, if my girlfriend or friend said things to me like 'rele,' '2day,' and 'idk,' I might shoot myself too.

[TheNinthSign]

I think my favourite "character" is the nurse. "Visiting hours are over! Get the NFBSK out so I can kill this girl!!! I have a schedule to keep!!!"

[Artemis]

Originally Posted by Hyper Squirrel

What. The. NFBSK? My brain hurts from reading that...

Well, you have something to aspire to in your own glurge-writing.

[Eddylizard]

How mch do u luv me? Do u luv me enuf 2 spk in english?

[Fiver]

The title immediately reminded me of this. That's a little NSFW, by the way.

[Canuckistan]

Originally Posted by Eddylizard

How mch do u luv me? Do u luv me enuf 2 spk in english?

ZOMG O RLY? U LUV ME 2? LOL

U spk nglsh 2? Sm as me! U R so kewl.

(If makes you feel better, a little part of me just died writing that.)

[Eddylizard]

Originally Posted by Canuckistan

ZOMG O RLY? U LUV ME 2? LOL

U spk nglsh 2? Sm as me! U R so kewl.

(If makes you feel better, a little part of me just died writing that.)

Not really. A little piece of me died when I realised I understood it after only reading it once.

Part of me worries...

Is this the direction kids today are taking when it comes to creative writing...? I can only imagine the future NYTimes bestsellers that could come out of this generation.

It's only a phase, right? Right?

[songs78]

Of course the post script is, is that the girl faked her own death because her parents wouldn't let her date the boy and was going to see him the next day until she found out that the boy had killed herself.

[Salamander]

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.

LIES!!!! This boy has never been to an English class in his life.

boy- WAIT! NO!
*dial tone*

Ah yes... so many hospital staff just hang up on you without notice or regard for the fact that you're still talking.

BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.

boy- omg are u ok??

Wow... he's pretty sharp this kid. Talk about observant!

[chillas]

Originally Posted by Squishy0405

voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam.

boy- uh.......i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend.

voice- what is her name, sir?
(boy gives info)

voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.

boy- rele? y? what happened??? how is she???

voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.

Guess nurse beckam has never heard of HIPAA.

[Mochrie99]

Man, oh man, whoever wrote that piece of unintelligible garbage should be drug out into the street and shot....

Wait...bad choice of words....

*reads again*

On second thought, no it's not.

[Old goat]

Make him hand write it with correct spelling 100,000 times.

[Cactus Wren]

Originally Posted by chillas

Guess nurse beckam has never heard of HIPAA.

Reminds me of a truly dreadful fanfic in which the Mary Sue is hospitalized and ends up sharing a room with Orlando Bloom. At one point she wakes up from a nap and finds that he's gone. She inquires of the nurse, who matter-of-factly tells her, "Mr. Bloom was taken upstairs for his leukemia tests."

[Artemis]

Originally Posted by TheNinthSign

I think my favourite "character" is the nurse. "Visiting hours are over! Get the NFBSK out so I can kill this girl!!! I have a schedule to keep!!!"

Nurse Beckham. Receptionist, sympathetic ear, silent killer...she does it all at this hospital.

[Cervus]

[Tantei Kid]

but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.

Originally Posted by HollowMan

And this is quite possibly the worst logic ever.

The sad thing is, lots of people think that way under pressure. I might have even done that as a teen-- had a similar situation arisen- minus the im sp33k.

[Mouse]

Originally Posted by Artemis

Nurse Beckham. Receptionist, sympathetic ear, silent killer...she does it all at this hospital.

The nurse is doing the world a service, removing idiotic grammatically-challenged teenagers from the genepool.