Pineapple juice

[Ana Ng]

Originally Posted by barbrainey

Why use anything, including pineapple juice to make sperm taste better? By sperm I suppose you mean semen. Besides semen isn't suppose to be injested. It's supposed to be ejaculated into a woman's vagina. Furthermore, I don't know anyone who would enjoy injesting semen, unless it's someone who prefers fellatio to sexual intercourse.


Barb Rainey

It really, really really really depends on the guy. I never used to like it. I'll probably never like it again in the future. But I very much did in my most recent sexual encounters.

[Auntie Witch]

Originally Posted by Chloe

You'd have to squish a whole bunch together before you'd notice, though. And frankly, that's a science fair project I'm not signing up for, but would very much like to see.

Sorry. I can't approve that one.

[Beejtronic]

Originally Posted by geminilee

Am I missing a joke here somewhere?

Silly geminilee. Everyone knows that sex is only acceptable if it's a man and a woman in the missionary position with their eyes closed!

Originally Posted by Beejtronic

Silly geminilee. Everyone knows that sex is only acceptable if it's a man and a woman in the missionary position with their eyes closed!

You forgot the lights have to be off too.

[Beejtronic]

Originally Posted by kia

You forgot the lights have to be off too.

And god forbid you be on top of the sheets.

[geminilee]

If that is what it takes for sex to be acceptable, I will happily remain a pervert. Anyone want to join me in my perversity?

[lord_feldon]

Originally Posted by geminilee

If that is what it takes for sex to be acceptable, I will happily remain a pervert. Anyone want to join me in my perversity?

I'll join. My semen never has seen and probably never will see a vagina, and I like it that way.

[Mr. Billion]

The substances you consume have an effect on the substances you produce, so it makes sense that consuming a lot of sweet food or drink for a few days prior to a particular ejaculation would result in sweeter-tasting ejaculate. (Other examples of excretion-altering consumption: Not consuming enough fluids results in constipation. Eating asparagus makes one's urine smellier. Koolaid or especially off-brand flavored drinks can turn your poop green.) I don't think there's anything that demands the use of pineapple juice in particular for this purpose, other than that it's delicious.

[damian]

Originally Posted by barbrainey

Why use anything, including pineapple juice to make sperm taste better? By sperm I suppose you mean semen. Besides semen isn't suppose to be injested. It's supposed to be ejaculated into a woman's vagina. Furthermore, I don't know anyone who would enjoy injesting semen, unless it's someone who prefers fellatio to sexual intercourse.

Barb Rainey

Have you enjoyed your brief visit to the 21st century? I wouldn't say I prefer a BJ, but I certainly wouldn't say "No".

Oh, you meant giving rather than receiving.

Originally Posted by Beejtronic

Silly geminilee. Everyone knows that sex is only acceptable if it's a man and a woman in the missionary position with their eyes closed!

You forgot the most important rule: Heterosexual marriage !!!!!!

Originally Posted by barbrainey

Why use anything, including pineapple juice to make sperm taste better? By sperm I suppose you mean semen.

To make it a more pleasant experience for your partner. Or perhaps to add a bit of extra zest to that hollandaise sauce.

Besides semen isn't suppose to be injested.

Says who?

It's supposed to be ejaculated into a woman's vagina.

So, what - homosexuals don't exist? (Or, for that matter, any form of sexual activity - with one, two or many individuals of whatever gender - that doesn't have this particular closing act?)

Furthermore, I don't know anyone who would enjoy injesting semen, unless it's someone who prefers fellatio to sexual intercourse.

I know a few, as it happens (both male and female). Not out of a preference for oral over vaginal, but simply as one part of a wider sex life.

[Hapax Legomena]

Originally Posted by lord_feldon

I'll join. My semen never has seen and probably never will see a vagina, and I like it that way.

Did you just out yourself? Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.

Oh, and you all forgot the only reason for heterosexual intercourse--procreation!

[DemonWolf]

Originally Posted by Mr. Billion

Koolaid or especially off-brand flavored drinks can turn your poop green.[/URL]) I don't think there's anything that demands the use of pineapple juice in particular for this purpose, other than that it's delicious.

Some dyes can turn it red. I nearly made a pointless trip to the ER because of this!

[SatansHobbit]

Originally Posted by Chloe

You'd have to squish a whole bunch together before you'd notice, though. And frankly, that's a science fair project I'm not signing up for, but would very much like to see.

Not even to hear a sperm wail?

My X once told me that cinnamon could be tasted on a girl. If it wasn't for that stupid fight over the egg nog, I'd be able to confirm it.

I've heard the same thing about cloves too, for the cunnilinguist with dental problems

[lord_feldon]

Originally Posted by Hapax Legomena

Did you just out yourself? Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.

I'd have to have been in beforehand.

[Spam & Cookies-mmm]

Someone's husband started smoking many years into their marriage, and the wife noticed the drastic change in flavor. It was bitter and horrible, and she refused to fellate any more until he quit smoking. Just thinking of it makes her want to spit.

She can also confirm that the semen's flavor is more pleasant when he eats pineapple.

[Aimee Evilpixie]

Originally Posted by DemonWolf

Some dyes can turn it red. I nearly made a pointless trip to the ER because of this!

Beets, too. Which can be worrisome until you remember.

[ThistleS]

Anecdotally, I have noticed a difference.
Probably unnecessary TMI space:







I dated one guy who ate mostly meat and cheese, drank heavily, and smoked. His semen actually gave me rashes. Yuck. Current BF drinks moderately, does not smoke, and eats plenty of veggies. No problems with his semen.

[Billy Beccles]

Ken Livingstone, in the running to be mayor of London, remembers the press attacks from when he became leader of the Greater London Council in 1981:

The all-time low was a Private Eye article claiming that I was importing pills from San Francisco that changed the taste of human semen to strawberry flavour. Although I just laughed this off, it was depressing to find that some people believed it enough to write to me asking where they could buy them.

I remember the approval from women who'd read the Eye or heard the story, and occasionally over the last twenty-eight years I've wondered, without success, which sodding idiot in Greek Street thought this was a good way to discredit a man?

[Tarquin Farquart]

Originally Posted by kia

You forgot the lights have to be off too.

Keeping the lights on minimises your chances of rolling into the wet spot afterwards.

[Tarquin Farquart]

Originally Posted by barbrainey

It's supposed to be ejaculated into a woman's vagina.

I imagine the majority of ejaculations go nowhere near a vagina.