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This is the one and only Amazon.com review for Crime Victim Stories: New York City's Urban Folklore:

On a scale of suckage, I would have given the book a 5. But it specifies that 5 stars represents the best book, so the lowest possible score is a 1. It would have gotten the same rating if someone simply shat onto some pages and published it. I would prefer that book. On the suggestion box above, I suggested "death" instead of this book. However, it did not work when I clicked submit. But I would suggest ingesting massive amounts of bleach rather than spending time reading this book. Notice how it was originally nearly 30 dollars, and is now marked down to about 2?