Vaseline causes facial hair

[snopes]

Comment: Hi! On Saturday I told my mom that I put Vasoline on the spots
of my face that have dry skin before I go to sleep. She then informed me
that after years of use, Vasoline makes hair grow on your face! Is this
true (God I hope not)?

[Artemis]

Is that were true, wouldn't it be marketed as the new, prescriptionless Rogaine?

[A Turtle Named Mack]

Originally Posted by Artemis

Is that were true, wouldn't it be marketed as the new, prescriptionless Rogaine?

Well, think of it this way - have you ever seen a bald greaser? Well, have you?

[TrishDaDish]

She then informed me that after years of use, Vasoline makes hair grow on your face!

That's not Vasoline, honey. That's hormones. It sucks, but accept it.

[Sooeygun]

Vasoline makes hair grow on your face

Would explain all those babies out there is incredible hairy bums.

[Floater]

As long as you use Vaseline you'll be OK.

[Tarquin Farquart]

If Vaseline can do this what would more advanced moisturisers do?

[BringTheNoise]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: Hi! On Saturday I told my mom that I put Vasoline on the spots
of my face that have dry skin before I go to sleep. She then informed me
that after years of use, Vasoline makes hair grow on your face! Is this
true (God I hope not)?

Well, do you have any hair on your face? See, simples.

BringThe "I do, but I like it" Noise

[Floater]

Originally Posted by Tarquin Farquart

If Vaseline can do this what would more advanced moisturisers do?

I prefer not to know, but the question in the OP was not about Vaseline. It was about Vasoline, whatever that is.

[blucanary]

Originally Posted by Floater

I prefer not to know, but the question in the OP was not about Vaseline. It was about Vasoline, whatever that is.

Vasoline