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02 March 2007, 04:58 PM
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God works like cake!
Sometimes we wonder, "What did I do to deserve this?" or "Why did God have to do this to me?" Here is a wonderful explanation! A daughter is telling her Mother how everything is going wrong, she's failing algebra, her boyfriend broke up with her and her best friend is moving away.
Meanwhile, her Mother is baking a cake and asks her daughter if she would like a snack, and the daughter says, "Absolutely Mom, I love your cake" "Here, have some cooking oil," her Mother offers. "Yuck" says her daughter. "How about a couple raw eggs?" "Gross Mom!" "Would you like some flour then? Or maybe baking soda?" "Mom, those are all yucky!" To which the mother replies: "Yes, all those things seem bad all by themselves. But when they are put together in the right way, they make a wonderfully delicious cake! God works the same way. Many times we wonder why He would let us go through such bad and difficult times. But God knows that when He puts these things all in His order, they always work for good! We just have to trust Him and, eventually, they will all make something wonderful! God is crazy about you. He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every morning. Whenever you want to talk, He'll listen. He can live anywhere in the universe, and He chose your heart. If you like this, send this on to the people you really care about. I did. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance. Believe.......The Best is Yet to Come 
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02 March 2007, 05:05 PM
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So God was just making a really really big cake in Europe in the 1940s when millions of people died? Well, that's ok, then. Everyone likes cake.
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"You does not need none cigarette, it is abundance of smokin ' above inside" ~~~Ai am in mai prrraime!~~~
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02 March 2007, 05:05 PM
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So God makes an awful mess in the kitchen, may burn in the oven, and needs a straw stuck in his middle to find out if he's done baking?
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"Armageddon is just a novelty item!" - Four Horsemen Inc.
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02 March 2007, 05:20 PM
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Does anyone else here have a problem with their god falling if they take it out of the over too soon?
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Come on, come on, spin a little tighter / Come on, come on, and the world's a little brighter ~ Accidentally in Love, Counting Crows Chuck Jones is a vengeful god
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02 March 2007, 05:50 PM
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C'mon now, who among us can say we don't have friends, close friends, trusted friends, whom we suspect would molest our children when our back is turned? I know I do! (Chloe)
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02 March 2007, 05:57 PM
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02 March 2007, 06:12 PM
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Someone... Left God out... In the rain...
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02 March 2007, 06:28 PM
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I'm disturbed by the fact that I need to take a dump right after I eat too much cake
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In between my father's fields;And the citadels of the rule; Lies a no-man's land which I must cross; To find my stolen jewel.
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02 March 2007, 06:33 PM
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02 March 2007, 07:23 PM
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Because what isn't delightful about turtles?
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02 March 2007, 09:07 PM
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"Charity is not a substitute for justice. It never was, and it is not now." - Jonathan Kozol
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02 March 2007, 09:26 PM
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Must....not....fall....out....of....chair!! You owe me oxygen!
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My dogs follow me wherever I go, if only out of a sense of curiosity. To date, I should point out that I have never flipped a burger in my life. Many a bird, yes, but never a burger. -- Canuckistan
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02 March 2007, 11:10 PM
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I believe the analogy is your life is like a cake, and god is the baker. Of course, this makes the Jewish/Nazi/ovens thing worse, but at least no one has to worry about eating god.
But wait, isn't that communion?
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02 March 2007, 11:16 PM
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"Beneath my goody two shoes lie some very dark socks." - Lisa Simpson
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02 March 2007, 11:16 PM
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And, of course, once again - male.
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"But that crosses beyond mere pipe dream onto full on watermain fantasy." -Joe Bentley
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02 March 2007, 11:23 PM
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Because what isn't delightful about turtles?
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02 March 2007, 11:58 PM
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I guess now that'll have to wait until after lent. As to the OP: Quote:
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"Charity is not a substitute for justice. It never was, and it is not now." - Jonathan Kozol
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