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A Wisconsin woman said she discovered a Nokia cell phone inside a bag of Clancy's Ripple Potato Chips that she purchased at an Aldi store.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/03/...1931236132961/ |
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I read this as "Woman found in Bag of Chips." I wasn't sure what to think.
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Hey, think of it as the prize in a cereal box.
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The reason for this, if you think it is harsh, is that people are working in close proximity to heavy machinery. You certainly don't want someone distracted on the phone run down by a forklift truck, or as I have personally observed (though distracted by his own stupidity not a mobile phone) have their fingers dragged under the end guard of a conveyor belt. It really isn't good for the employee, and if you want to get callous, it isn't good for the company - when the fire brigade managed to free what was left of finger mans hand from the machinery, they'd pretty much destroyed a £22,000 piece of equipment. Natch rules are there to be broken as someone once said. It's easy to catch the obvious things, like someone defying the rules on jewellery, but a small phone in the pocket, not so much. *Since the rise of affordable mobile phones - when they were still the size of a brick and a very expensive yuppy accessory, then they weren't written into the rules. Last edited by Eddylizard; 13 June 2009 at 03:07 AM. |
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If I get a free fone in my bag of chips, I hope it's an Android or at least a Treo 650. Seriously, the big concern here is what kind of bacteria may be lingering on that fone scince they typicaly go everywhere the owner does and germs get transfered to it from whatever the owner touches in those places.
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My first reaction was that the production line would kick it out as being too heavy. Then I noticed it was bought at an Aldi, they generally sell food seconds right? Damaged cans and packages that fail QC but are still edible?
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The Wiki entry supports the "not scratch & dent" supposition.
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Be that as it may... I'd just as soon not have one in my food.
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The cynic in me makes me think that the woman could just put the phone in the bag and then claim she found it there. Why, I do not know. If it had a chip in it (is this the same as a SIM card?) would it contain details of the owner? If so then they should be able to work out where the phone entered the bag.
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Though a couple of the foods I've purchased from Aldi I will never eat again; they were just awful. Stuff that tasted like it had sat for a long, hot summer inside a plastics factory before being packaged. Bleagh! Most of the stuff is just fine, however.
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Even my parents shop at Lidl now (not Aldi, but only because there isn't one in their town... I assume it would be similar). Lidl for the bargains, which depend on their current stock, plus a few things that are always dependable and cheap; Sainsbury's for the staples (including crates of wine, duck breasts etc.); Waitrose for the posh bits. I don't know exactly how Lidl / Aldi gets its savings - presentation is an obvious one; things are still in the cardboard boxes with the fronts torn off - but it's not by selling things that are obviously poor quality.
(eta) Like blucanary said, you'd have thought the weight of the phone might be an issue. I couldn't find a convenient table, but Nokia phone specs are on their page there - the lightest I looked at was 80g and the heaviest 100g. (I only looked at a small sample). In a 150g bag of crisps, there could quite possibly still be enough crisps in it to hide the phone and look normal, even within the QA weight limits. 150g is a large bag, but this would hardly happen with a 30g individual pack anyway - you'd notice as soon as you picked it up. The larger bags are generally inflated with nitrogen so the phone's contours wouldn't show. Amazing that modern phones weigh significantly less than a packet of crisps, really. Last edited by Richard W; 21 August 2009 at 08:01 PM. |
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In addition, Richard, I read the article in the OP as indicating that the bag was one of a multi-pack.
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It's actually surprising how much leverage supermarkets have. I've been at the supply end, where my companies were forced to sell stuff to supermarkets at a loss, because of the prestiege of saying "we sell to (I won't name the biggest supermarket bastards in the trade, but I loathe them) then every other supermarket says "You supply X company, we'll buy from you too. In the same way, the discount stores will stock Monseur Le Petomain's (MLP) baked beans. They are as good as Heinz, but the MLP company hasn't got it's name out. So most of the premium retailes won't stock them. Lidl type stores get an amazing deal because MLP can't sell them elsewhere, and hope that enough will be sold, eaten and enjoyed by consumers that they will someday become a premiere brand |
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