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Old 29 January 2009, 10:46 PM
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The signs near the intersection of Lamar and Martin Luther King boulevards usually warn drivers about upcoming construction, but Monday morning they warned of "zombies ahead."
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Old 29 January 2009, 11:36 PM
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Old 29 January 2009, 11:45 PM
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Haha! I'd seen the instructions before the news report.

Top story eh? Quiet day in Austin then.

I do like the end of the article:
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Old 30 January 2009, 12:54 AM
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Old 30 January 2009, 02:37 PM
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Hi Al:

Well, at least some people are taking the Great Zombie Invasion (tm) seriously.

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Old 30 January 2009, 03:47 PM
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But the sign saying "Zombies in area! Run!" really wasn't very helpful. Were they fast zombies or slow zombies? That affects one's strategy, after all.

And Nazi zombies? Does that mean they only eat Aryan brains?

So many questions...
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Were they fast zombies or slow zombies?
Slow, duh! Everyone knows that fast zombies are only in the movies.

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But the sign saying "Zombies in area! Run!" really wasn't very helpful. Were they fast zombies or slow zombies? That affects one's strategy, after all.

And Nazi zombies? Does that mean they only eat Aryan brains?

So many questions...
I'm currently reading a Susan Krinard paranormal romance that has Nazi werewolves. They're Aryan racial supremacists and werewolf racial supremacists at the same time. Which makes me wonder exactly how big the Aryan werewolf gene pool could be.

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Slow, duh! Everyone knows that fast zombies are only in the movies.

Now I am all confused. If zombies are slow, why would anyone need to run for their lives?

Maybe the signs should have been changed to,"Zombies ahead, walk briskly for your lives!"
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I'm currently reading a Susan Krinard paranormal romance that has Nazi werewolves. They're Aryan racial supremacists and werewolf racial supremacists at the same time. Which makes me wonder exactly how big the Aryan werewolf gene pool could be.

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Now I am all confused. If zombies are slow, why would anyone need to run for their lives?

Maybe the signs should have been changed to,"Zombies ahead, walk briskly for your lives!"

That just wouldn't have fit on the sign...
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Old 05 February 2009, 07:34 PM
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United Kingdom Hacked highway sign: 'OMG The British R coming'

A hacked electronic highway sign in Lubbock carried an international message not seen much in centuries on this side of the pond. The sign briefly flashed: "OMG The British R coming. They R watching you."

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Old 08 February 2009, 03:49 AM
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you'd think they'd pick a better spot. Personally, I'm willing to give them Lubbock if they want it. I doubt it, though. I'll bet they get one good look and turn back around.
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Old 08 February 2009, 05:29 AM
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Hi Al:

Well, at least some people are taking the Great Zombie Invasion (tm) seriously.
Actually, this just exposes the very real threat of a zombie outbreak..

People slowed down, but how many people stopped or turned back?
That's the real problem.... and a real matter of public safety..
this time it was (possibly) a hoax.. but what about next time? All these people ignoring the warnings are going to get us in a world of trouble.
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Old 08 February 2009, 05:45 AM
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Haha! I'd seen the instructions before the news report.

Top story eh? Quiet day in Austin then.

I do like the end of the article:
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Old 08 February 2009, 08:09 AM
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I just thought of the construction that's going on on that street. Yeah, it's less than a mile from my place and I just thought of it. I'm slow. Besides the fact that it's near UT and I suspect students, they've been digging up one side of that street for the past year. I can see zombies coming out of that. But if the city has to have an accurate sign, it should say "HUGE, HORKING MARIANA TRENCH WANABE HOLE AHEAD". That's accuracy.

And where the hell is Kev during all this? You don't suppose.... they got him??????

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Old 08 February 2009, 05:42 PM
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I wonder how many people got a chuckle out of that on their morning commute? Personally that would have left me smiling for the rest of the day.

I'm not saying that everyone should run out and change every road sign they can find, but sometimes I think folks would be better off if they didn't immediately focus on the legality of the event.

Then again I have a really weird sense of humor and I'm slightly buzzed from my pain medication right now so everything is funny.
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I wonder how many people got a chuckle out of that on their morning commute? Personally that would have left me smiling for the rest of the day.
Yeah, it's all fun and games for a while, but then, suddenly, there is a real zombie outbreak and you'll not believe the warnings and your brain will be messily eaten!
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this is becoming an epidemic see below

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29061901/
http://www.venturacountystar.com/new...is-presidency/

When will it all end?
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