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Comment: So on the radio this morning on I heard this disgusting fact about Motley Crue:
During their popularity in the 80's-90's, Nikky Six and Tommy Lee decided to hold a competion on who could go the longest without showering. Now, keep in mind that groupies back then were really huge on their part so they continued to sleep with 4+ women a night. Well, they both went 2 months without showering while still sleeping with many, many groupies. Finally, one of the groupies (while performing a sexual act on one of them) suddenly got really sick due to the fact that they had been sleeping with many, many girls and had not washed their penis. Gross isn't it. I would think that they would not only smell of sweat, but smell of vaginas as well. I guess some girls just don't care how dirty these guys are. |
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I don't know why, but the way this is worded just made me burst out laughing.
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I thought this would be about Motley Crue being called Meutley Crew-eh in Germany because of their metal umlauts.
Clearly I'm not dirty enough.
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I believe there is video evidence of there being 2 penises.
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*ponders how that might be done*
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A man is sharing a sleeping carriage with a woman. As she is getting ready for bed he watches as she takes off her false leg, removes her glass eye, takes out her false teeth and removes her artificial hand. All of a sudden she catches him staring at her.
"What the hell are you waiting for?" she says indignantly. "Madam, you know damn well what I'm waiting for. Now hurry up and remove it and throw it over here." |
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No problem, if you have a Detachable Penis. I still have that song somewhere. Can't google it b/c I'm at work
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I remember hearing about this on one of those VH1/MTV specials. I remember the bet between Lee & Sixx, but they didn't say anything about a groupie getting sick.
I would think you would be able to smell them. All that sex, all that sweat, general dirt. Any groupie must have been pretty desperate to sleep with a rock star to do either of those guys after all that time without showering.
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Have you never seen Rock of Love?
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I can thankfully say no. The commercials alone are enough to make me ill.
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What is "fun" about this fact?
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Oh yeah...if you ever want to despair at the state of womanhood, it is the show for you.
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I'd heard this one before, but it didn't make it into The Dirt though - and considering some of the things they admitted to doing in the book I rather suspect this might not be true.
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Yeah, I was kind of hoping for something remotely...amusing. Like, "Did you know Nikki Sixx's last name really is Sixx?!"
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And a "fun fact" I just realized around Christmas Time (buying The Heroin Diaries as a present for my sister) Nikki Sixx is 50 years old...as a point of reference my mother is 58. But he has held up better appearance-wise than the other members I think. I still have a hard time believing his age (and mine too, but that's a different story). KK "When did Motley Crue become classic rock" HB |
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I'd like to know that too... I heard this tidbit of info on the radio as well when Cruefest came through town. It made me kind of laugh... more at the callers who called in afterwards who said yeah itt doesn't matter how dirty they were ...
one woman even called in as she was one of several girls that got backstage with Tommy and Nikki in the 80's. and there was literally a line-up... |
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