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Old 25 February 2007, 01:49 AM
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D'oh! Giant squirrel captured!

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Old 25 February 2007, 01:57 AM
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Yep, those are real action figures. You were confused somehow?

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Old 25 February 2007, 02:10 AM
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Some idiot now has two action figures that touched a rotting squirrel carcass. Ew.
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Old 25 February 2007, 02:19 AM
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If that were real...well, it would make my username all the more amusing.
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Old 25 February 2007, 07:20 AM
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That is SOOO photoshopped!
I mean, c'mon! Look at his hand placement on the weapon!
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Old 25 February 2007, 07:28 AM
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That is SOOO photoshopped!
I mean, c'mon! Look at his hand placement on the weapon!
Plus, the florae are all wrong for the areas to which that species of giant squirrel is indigenous. And the shadow of the soldier on the right looks funny. I vote fake.

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Old 25 February 2007, 07:46 AM
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Nope - it's real. The picture is clearly taken on a military base somewhere in south america (which explains the shadow issue) the florae being inadvertently imported on the numerous cross continental ultra-secret flights involved in setting up the 'Ultra-Squirrel' program.

This is simply more evidence that the USA is about to be subsumed into a North American Union. One of the key problems with establishing the NAU is finding the guards to staff the secret detention centres currently being built by Halliburton. The ultra-squirrels are being bred as sentries to guard the camps because the pentagon fears that normal troops would refuse to obey orders to intern their fellow citizens.

You people are so gullible. "Oh it must be a fake..."

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Old 26 February 2007, 11:35 AM
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Nope - it's real. The picture is clearly taken on a military base somewhere in south america (which explains the shadow issue) the florae being inadvertently imported on the numerous cross continental ultra-secret flights involved in setting up the 'Ultra-Squirrel' program.

This is simply more evidence that the USA is about to be subsumed into a North American Union. One of the key problems with establishing the NAU is finding the guards to staff the secret detention centres currently being built by Halliburton. The ultra-squirrels are being bred as sentries to guard the camps because the pentagon fears that normal troops would refuse to obey orders to intern their fellow citizens.
That's not the Ultra-Squirrel program, that's the mini-soldier program. A Top Sekrit ray miniaturises soldiers for special spying missions. The leaked photos shows how small they can shrink the guys.
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Old 26 February 2007, 11:45 AM
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That's not the Ultra-Squirrel program, that's the mini-soldier program. A Top Sekrit ray miniaturises soldiers for special spying missions. The leaked photos shows how small they can shrink the guys.
...and give them a nice plastic-y sheen.
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Old 26 February 2007, 11:53 AM
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...and give them a nice plastic-y sheen.
That's part of the camouflage. If found, they pretend to be toys. One operative spent 12 hours in a toybox before escaping (and lucky he did as the child had a nasty habit of pulling the heads off toys and swapping Action Man's head around with Barbie's head to freak out his sister).
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Old 26 February 2007, 01:31 PM
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nothing more to say.... I need to send this for my fiance!
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Old 26 February 2007, 01:57 PM
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Your all wrong! That is the carcass of the giant squirrel that attacked Brad from Georgia! The military is there doing an investigation. If it was actually found that Brad initiated the attack, he will by hunted down for attacking a poor defenseless animal. If it was found that the squirrel attacked Brad, he will be trumpeted as a hero for saving the town from a vicious wild animal.
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Old 26 February 2007, 07:15 PM
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Didn't you guys ever see Small Soldiers? It's a documentary.

And that ain't no gigant squirrel. That's a fox with mange!!!

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Old 26 February 2007, 07:26 PM
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I was nowhere near the Land of the Giant Squirrels when this monster was taken down. And I have a whole slew of cute fluffy bunnies who will testify to that.
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Old 26 February 2007, 07:34 PM
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Looks like a Weekly World News photo!
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Old 26 February 2007, 08:24 PM
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I was nowhere near the Land of the Giant Squirrels when this monster was taken down. And I have a whole slew of cute fluffy bunnies who will testify to that.
As noted in this movie.

llewtrah - you need to keep up dear. The mini-soldier program was abandoned after the leaking of the faked moon landings (because the moon-landing set was actually a minature set in a card-board box in JFK's bedroom.) The plasticky sheen is a diversion to fool people...

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Old 26 February 2007, 09:00 PM
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llewtrah - you need to keep up dear. The mini-soldier program was abandoned after the leaking of the faked moon landings (because the moon-landing set was actually a minature set in a card-board box in JFK's bedroom.) The plasticky sheen is a diversion to fool people..
No, no, "they" only want you to think it was abandoned. Meanwhile, it continued as an Ultra Top Sekrit program to counter Sekrit Evil Overlords. They had to say it was abandoned or the Sekrit Evil Overlords would send their fluffy white kitties to hunt and eat, I mean "play with", the miniature soldiers.
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Old 26 February 2007, 09:03 PM
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No, no, "they" only want you to think it was abandoned. Meanwhile, it continued as an Ultra Top Sekrit program to counter Sekrit Evil Overlords. They had to say it was abandoned or the Sekrit Evil Overlords would send their fluffy white kitties to hunt and eat, I mean "play with", the miniature soldiers.
Damn - I need to keep up. Will they ever stop playing with our heads?

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Old 26 February 2007, 09:50 PM
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Perhaps it was in retaliation for this...


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Old 27 February 2007, 03:29 PM
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Damn - I need to keep up. Will they ever stop playing with our heads?
Here, try my triple-layer tinfoil hat ....
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