Your gut-wrenching guide to gastronomic gross-outs

[snopes]

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It seems that a certain chef, while on break, was in the practice of entering the toilet to engage in self-abuse. When asked what he thought about to arouse himself, he replied, "I think that some cute female customer might be ordering the food. For me to use these hands to whip up a delicious dish for her after I've been wanking really turns me on!"