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23 February 2007, 01:49 PM
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Hands!
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A basketball in my hands is worth about $19. A basketball in Michael Jordan's hands is worth about $33 million. It depends whose hands it's in. A baseball in my hands is worth about $6. A baseball in Johan Santana's hands is worth $4.75 million. It depends on whose hands it's in. A tennis racket is useless in my hands. A tennis racket in Venus Williams' hands is championship winning. It depends whose hands it's in. A rod in my hands will keep away a wild animal A rod in Moses' hands will part the mighty sea. It depends whose hands it's in. A sling shot in my hands is a kid's toy A sling shot in David's hand is a mighty weapon. It depends whose hands it's in. Two fish and 5 loaves of bread in my hands is a couple of fish sandwiches. Two fish and 5 loaves of bread in God's hands will feed thousands. It depends whose hands it's in. Nails in my hands might produce a birdhouse. Nails in Jesus Christ's hands will produce salvation for the entire world. It depends whose hands it's in. As you see now it depends whose hands it's in. So put your concerns, your worries, your fears, your hopes, your dreams, your families and your relationships in God's hands because.! .. I t depends whose hands it's in. This message is now in YOUR hands. What will YOU do with it? It Depends on WHOSE Hands it's in !!! LOVE NEVER FAILS!!!
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23 February 2007, 02:33 PM
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Post it in the Glurge Gallery forum on Snopes.com for all to see and rip apart.  Dawn--oh the x-rated jokes I could come up with!!--Storm
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23 February 2007, 03:24 PM
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Who actually writes this shit? Any why? Is there room somewhere filled with lunatics composing mindless emails to fill our in-boxes? Any why oh why do these things invariably come back to them God'n'Jesus fellows?
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 ) and my family, cos, cos, this God fellow will take care of evrything for me? Thats rather nice of him.
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23 February 2007, 03:40 PM
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Aww, I thought this was going to be about Jerry Espenson.
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23 February 2007, 04:18 PM
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 ? Might have something to do with the racket, too. But that's just my theory. What do I know?
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23 February 2007, 04:20 PM
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And nails nailed into my hands are highly unlikely to produce a birdhouse.
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23 February 2007, 04:22 PM
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EDITL: SPANKED! Curse you Canuckistan!
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23 February 2007, 04:25 PM
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That's because you hate America and freedom!
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23 February 2007, 04:41 PM
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C'mon now, who among us can say we don't have friends, close friends, trusted friends, whom we suspect would molest our children when our back is turned? I know I do! (Chloe) Last edited by Canuckistan; 23 February 2007 at 04:52 PM. Reason: lousy typos.
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23 February 2007, 04:48 PM
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I have a theory that glurge is written by closet atheists.
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23 February 2007, 05:19 PM
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Draw 'em in with the secular hook...
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23 February 2007, 06:48 PM
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And, why is a basketball worth more if Jordan is holding it? It's still just a basketball.
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23 February 2007, 08:47 PM
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-Le Chevalier Blanc "Chivalry is not dead - it's just paralyzed from the neck up."
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23 February 2007, 08:58 PM
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Was Jesus a carpenter. I thought he was the son of a carpenter (in as much as you can consider Joseph to be his father.)
It so happens I am the son of a carpenter. A very good one. Give me the nails, the wood and the proper tools and ask me to build a birdhouse, I promise you within one week you'll get back something that's not fit to put on a fire, let alone for birds to live in. I guess it does skip a generation.
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23 February 2007, 09:04 PM
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24 February 2007, 12:50 AM
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