Tips for swingers

[A Turtle Named Mack]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: I'm possibly the only person on the planet who doesn't know this
already but does the presence of a Pampas Grass plant in someone's garden
indicate that they are into 'swinging' or partner swapping?

And when the pampas grass is mowed, it means ... oh, nevermind

[Don Enrico]

Originally Posted by Barbara

I'm suddenly viewing the backyard of snopes' parents in a far different light.

They've got pampas gras in the backyard?! Oh my...

[Der Induktionator]

Originally Posted by Don Enrico

They've got pampas gras in the backyard?! Oh my...

You learn a new euphemism every day.

[amorrison50]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: Wondering if any validity to: if a garage door is left just
partially open it is a sign to other couples in the neighborhood that this
couple are swingers?

I thought it was a sign that this couple has an outdoor cat they'd like to offer shelter to.

[dfresh]

Originally Posted by amorrison50

I thought it was a sign that this couple has an outdoor cat they'd like to offer shelter to.

Which if of course a sign that they are swingers, right? Or is "outdoor cat they'd like to offer shelter to" some kind of euphemism?

[Der Induktionator]

well, groovy. This well gone cat is playing outside, something in Bb minor while everyone else is in C, like, can you dig it? Somebody should let him in, right on!

Miao!

[Brad from Georgia]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: File - HOW TO FIND LONELY WAL-MART WIFES
.....The SECRET CODE that most wifes look for looking for action is A MAN WEARING A RED BALL-CAP ......

They make caps for those? How do you keep them from falling off?

[SatansHobbit]

The best swinger's wives demand a sense of balance.

...and all the rouge in the world won't help you, unless you can get them both up there.

In amswer to your questions, no, elasticity of the scrotum.

Glad to be of help this New Year.