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Old 29 December 2006, 08:16 AM
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Comment: My wife is putting a "Tennis Ball" in the dryer. She said it
replaces the use of "a fabric softener sheet". Is the correct? (As the
dryer goes "thump, thump"...)
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Old 29 December 2006, 01:11 PM
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My head also goes "thump thump" while "reading" "that" e-"mail".
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Old 29 December 2006, 03:06 PM
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Comment: My wife is putting a "Tennis Ball" in the dryer. She said it
replaces the use of "a fabric softener sheet". Is the correct? (As the
dryer goes "thump, thump"...)

Do you mean tennis ball or "tennis ball" cause if its "tennis ball" you might want to go ask Tennis if he has seen a doctor for his missing ball.

E* ok that was bad, im sorry*E
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Old 29 December 2006, 03:37 PM
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Old 29 December 2006, 10:13 PM
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Comment: My wife is putting a "Tennis Ball" in the dryer. She said it
replaces the use of "a fabric softener sheet". Is the correct? (As the
dryer goes "thump, thump"...)
Clearly the words in quote marks do not mean what they appear to mean, but are part of a top-secret code being used by al-Qaida.

Fortunately, members of my elite corps of rodent commandos have inflitrated al-Qaida, and have sent me the code key cleverly disguised inside a festive holiday cheeseball. The actual message:

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My wife is putting a fox with mange in the dryer. She said it replaces the use of weapons-grade anthrax. Is this correct? (As the dryer goes "arf, arf"...)
My sources also tell me that a laundromat in Des Moines, Iowa was recently the scene of a rather nasty skirmish between Humane Society operatives and an unidentified woman in a burqa.

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Old 29 December 2006, 10:26 PM
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