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Old 15 February 2007, 11:09 PM
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Icon84 Fast. Neat. Average.

Comment: I was a cadet at USAFA and what you say about fast neat average
is true. There was another thing we learned about while at the Academy.
When pilots get their wings, they fill out a form. On it is personal
information about themselves. Some questions ask stuff like What's your
favorite color? fav car? etc. In Viet Nam, when a pilot was shot down, a
helicopter would go rescue him. It was dangerous business, and if a
helicopter went to rescue a pilot in the jungle and put a jungle cage
down, the helicopter was very vulnerable. The Viet Cong would call in
fake pilot distress signals, and shoot up the helicoter that came to pick
up the presumed downed pilot. So, one time a pilot was shot down, a heli
came to pick him up and radioed down to him, What is your favorite car?,
The pilot panicked, and said he forget everything on that form. The heli
pilot said, thanks, have a nice day goodbye. The pilot desparately
radioed back that he was a USAFA grad, and did the heli pilot know about
the form 0-96. The pilot said fast neat average, the heli pilot said
friendly good good, and the fighter jock was rescued. That is the true
reason cadets remember the 0-96! Keeps you and gets you out of trouble.
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Old 16 February 2007, 10:02 AM
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nice job, now the VC know our secret code....
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Old 16 February 2007, 10:30 PM
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So what the heck does "Fast Neat and Average" mean?!?!
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Old 16 February 2007, 10:50 PM
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There you go.
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Old 23 February 2007, 12:08 AM
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cute, my friend.
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