What? I'm hard of reading!

[snopes]

Comment: HOW DO YOU KNOW FOR SURE THAT ALBERT EINSTEIN DID NOT SAY THAT EVIL DOESN'T EXIST TO AN ATHEIST PROFESSOR?

[Michael Cole]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: HOW DO YOU KNOW FOR SURE THAT ALBERT EINSTEIN DID NOT SAY THAT EVIL DOESN'T EXIST TO AN ATHEIST PROFESSOR?

So evil does exist to a non-athiest professor? Ah, evil is obviously relative to the observer. Makes perfect sense.

[snopes]

Comment: I WAS CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT 'DOONESBURY' WAS UP TO WITH THE 14JAN07
COLUMN. "HOLY FLAT-EARTHER! IT'S WHITEHOUSE SITUATIONAL SCIENCE
ADVISER, DR. NATHAN NULL! REPLY: "THAT'S RIGHT STEWIE, AND I AM HERE TO
REMIND YOU SAITUATIONAL SCIENCE IS ABOUT RESPECTING BOTH SIDES OF A
SCIENTIFIC ARGUEMNET. NOT JUST THE ONE SUPPORTED BY FACTS."
SO I GOOGLED NATHAN NULL AND CAME UP WITH SNOPES. (SOME PEOPLE HAVE ALL
OF THE LUCK)
I THINK I WILL FEEL AT HOME WITH THE PEOPLE AT SNOPES!

[Enchanting_eyes]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: HOW DO YOU KNOW FOR SURE THAT ALBERT EINSTEIN DID NOT SAY THAT EVIL DOESN'T EXIST TO AN ATHEIST PROFESSOR?

I completely read that as this: How dare you not know that Albert Einstein, did not say that evil doesn't exist to an Atheist Professor.

[snopes]

Comment: SIRS, DOES SPORTS BALLS FLY FARTHER ( GOLF,BASEBALL ECT)IN
DENVER BECAUSE OF THINNER AIR.