The Adventures of Captain Obvious

[snopes]

Comment: I kinda like going to WIKIPEDIA for general information, and
usually I don't find any surprises; however, when looking up MITT ROMNEY
at that site, I found the following:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitt_Romney

In the BIOGRAPHY section of that piece, is the following:

Also, in a recent FBI investigation it was discovered that Mitt Romney has
eaten at least 800 babies in the past 2 years while governor. WTF thats
more then a baby a day. Also, he eats the cock.

Can you find out why this is printed, or if this site has been hacked?

[snopes]

Comment: the attack on 9-11 is the same as the phone number used when in
stressful situations

[Fiver]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: the attack on 9-11 is the same as the phone number used when in
stressful situations

My GOD! Why has no one noticed this before!?

[snopes]

Comment: This is what i found on www.gullible.info. I'm just
wondering if there is any validity to this fact, it seems quite extreme
for just one musical group to accomplish:

In 1992 Michael Stipe of REM stopped a concert to rant against styrofoam
usage. Styrofoam sales dropped 75 percent within a month and have never
risen since.

[snopes]

Comment: Is it true that test tube babies are now tattooed with a tiny
letter "T"?

That's rediculous right?

Just saw it referenced by a guy on halfbaked.com suggesting that we all
get them for emergency contact info.

[snopes]

Comment: children are having sex at young ages

Humans are people too!

Wesman

[snopes]

Comment: f you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu
at Approximately 4:30pm the previous day.

[Ieuan ab Arthur]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: f you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu at Approximately 4:30pm the previous day.

Ya, but can you do the one about a train leaving Chicago at 4:00 and another leaving New York at 6:00?

Ta ra 'wan,

Ieuan "Well trained" ab Arthur

[KingDavid8]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: children are having sex at young ages

No kidding. If they had it at old ages, they wouldn't be children.

David

[purpleiguana]

Originally Posted by KingDavid8

No kidding. If they had it at old ages, they wouldn't be children.

David

Yeah, you gotta look out for those geriatric whippersnappers!

[snopes]

Comment: In the Bloody mary thing, I tried it. When i did it, at the blink
of an eye, NOTHING happened.

[Canuckistan]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: In the Bloody mary thing, I tried it. When i did it, at the blink
of an eye, NOTHING happened.

Of course not.

Yet ...

[Eddylizard]

I tried the Bloody Mary thing, even though I don't like tomato juice. After four I fell over.

[Elbe]

I wanted to try the bloody mary thing, but when I walked in the bathroom there was already some sort of horrible creature in the mirror. It's possibly, though hard to believe, that it could have just been my own reflection - but can I really take that chance when there could be some horrid creature who might want to kill me?!

...I haven't showered in weeks, maybe the smell will drive off the creature...

[snopes]

Comment: To whom it may concern,
My name is Christopher and i was curious if you would put a rumor on
your website that I KNOW is true; Napoleon XIV made a 45 RPM music record
of "They're coming to take me away, Ha Haaa" and on the reverse side,
recorded the song BACKWORDS!

[Jusenkyo no Pikachu]

Originally Posted by Eddylizard

I tried the Bloody Mary thing, even though I don't like tomato juice. After four I fell over.

One two three floor.

Pi "Sorry!" ka

[snopes]

Comment: Walt Disney if he died on Dec.25 1966 how can it be possable for
them to do a autopsy on Nov 11, 1966 it just donesnt add up.

[Chloe]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: Walt Disney if he died on Dec.25 1966 how can it be possable for
them to do a autopsy on Nov 11, 1966 it just donesnt add up.

Obviously, they flew the body repeatedly from Japan to Hawaii until they'd saved up enough days.

[glisp42]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: Walt Disney if he died on Dec.25 1966 how can it be possable for
them to do a autopsy on Nov 11, 1966 it just donesnt add up.

Well there was this kid hanging around dressed weird with a really shiny silver car that nobody could understand...