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11 February 2007, 11:21 PM
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Sending Flowers
Hi All:
Some more glurge courtesy of my mother's friend. For the full glurge effect, please imagine a plethera of flowery clipart liberally distributed about the e-mail. Quote:
Ieuan "Moses supposes his toeses are roses" ab Arthur
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12 February 2007, 12:02 AM
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And if they smell funny it means that a dog was smelling them just before you were.
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12 February 2007, 07:25 AM
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I don't get it. What does any of that have to do with flowers?
And if the glurge-writers are going to give me something, why not make it something useful, like stock options or a new car.
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12 February 2007, 12:03 PM
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If everybody followed the instructions, then they would get an infinite number since there's nothing to say that you only need to return it to the sender once. You'd just be mailing it back and forward indefinitely. I suppose it would keep them busy.
I never understand why so many of these mails specify that you forward them back to the person that sent them. Couldn't they just put a "read receipt" on it? I suppose you need to check whether your friend actually followed the instructions.
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12 February 2007, 12:04 PM
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12 February 2007, 01:07 PM
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Say it with flowers
Send him a triffid.
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12 February 2007, 02:40 PM
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Quote:
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12 February 2007, 04:07 PM
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I agree with Canuckistan.
Nothing says "I love you" better than radioactive isotopes.
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Every day that passes by brings me one day closer to whenever my luck is going to change again.  -Words of wisdom by Ramblin Dave
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12 February 2007, 05:24 PM
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Quote:
Trish "Let's all lay down on the ground and be cool, man!" DaDish
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13 February 2007, 11:13 PM
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She never lived that one down.
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14 February 2007, 04:40 AM
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Or a laxative.
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"Don't get me wrong, it's not a very slippery slope. It's a slope with only a very minor grade, probably flat to the naked eye and which one would need some high quality surveyor's equipment to determine drainage and there's plenty of ways to reroute the flow to greener pastures and such, but a slope toward a bad place nonetheless." -Joe Bentley
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14 February 2007, 12:15 PM
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They had to just keep picking and sending those clipart flowers until there were none left, didn't they? Don't they see what they've done? They destroyed an entire clipart meadow ecosystem, once full of clipart bees, clipart beetles and clipart butterflies. Clipart birds used to flock round, eating the clipart seeds and insects.
And now? It's just an empty page!
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