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A computer spell-checker run amok christened several Pennsylvania high school students with new - and in some cases unflattering - last names.
Middletown Area High School's yearbook listed Max Zupanovic as "Max Supernova," Kathy Carbaugh as "Kathy Airbag" and Alessandra Ippolito as "Alexandria Impolite," just to name a few. http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080602/D91222DO1.html |
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If a printing error changed my name in the yearbook to "Max Supernova" there's no way in hell I'd let them change it.
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And who the hell uses spellcheck on a list of people's names?
Though sometimes it can be fun to see what substitutes the spellcheckers come up with....
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Edit: apparantly, i donn't use a spel chekr at all. |
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I have done this numerous times...
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I think it was the old Corel Ventura where you could let the thesaurus run wild. It was hilarious...technically the meaning of the sentences were the same, but...yeah.
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Yao Ming becomes Yahoo Mink. Or Yazoo Mink.
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I am now writing a novel in which the main characters are named Max Supernova, and Ingod Wetrust.
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It comes across in documents that I I type up that involve people's names (ms word documents and emails and such). Spell check gets them wrong all the time. Of course I expect them to question them since they are literal dictionary matches, but I rather wish that programs would include a listing of common names in their dictionaries (or agree on a common source that everyone would use that would be complete).
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WordPerfect does. Rather ironically, my Firefox spellchecker doesn't recognize "WordPerfect" or "spellchecker."
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Having worked on many school yearbooks, I can tell you that every one I have ever done requires someone from the school to proof a copy and sign that it's correct before printing. I don't know if that's true for all companies, or just the ones I have worked with. And ditto for wondering what kind of an idiot would use a spell check for names.
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Happy memory -- back in the early 90s I was using a very early generation of MSWord, and it kept trying to change my boss' name. Unfortunately, Mr. Mertz kept ending up as Mr. Nerd.
It was so appropriate, though.... Four Kitties
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As for including common names, many of them do, but of course then you wind up "correcting" non-standard spellings...
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I think the name Max Supernova is a good name.
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... for a next generation superhero
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MS spellchecker is carp.
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In a lab I was in there was a guy whose last name was, when typed in Word, changed to "Midget" automatically and silently.
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An old lecturer of mine could always tell when spellcheckers had been used on essays rather carelessly as they changed her from Ann Morrison to Ann Moron. Whoops.
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