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Comment: i have heard more than once that young black men, who ride around my "ghetto" neighborhood, on little bikes, are pimps. pimping middle school girls or younger. i would love to hear the truth. they are very prominent in our cityscape.
do you know about this? please let me know. |
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It's true. All black men on bicycles are pimps. Everyone knows that.
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Of course if they are driving an Escalade or other luxury vehiclethay have to be a drug dealer. So avoid all black men on nice bikes and nice cars. That is how to survive the city.
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I love how this particular brand of legend (scare legends about gangs and urban life, I guess, or any unfamiliar group) always have little details that make them, to me, extra intriguing. Are there pimps that specifically target middle school girls? Are there groups of pimps who have all agreed to ride mini bikes? Is it really possible that every single young man on a mini bike is a pimp? |
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I have a mental picture of a pimp in a long coat, complete with feathered hat, riding one of those miniature clown bicycles.
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Won't somebody please think of the adults! "Communicating badly and then acting smug when you're misunderstood is not cleverness." -xkcd |
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This would make lots of city execs on their little folding bikes pimps, right?
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I always did find it strange however, to see a grown man on a minibike in my neighborhood.
I mean I guess I understand, your impovershed, can't afford a car, need to get around, why not buy a minibike? In newark, for a while there it was quite a common thing to see african american and spanish men in their twenties tooling down a sidestreet via a minibike designed to look like a crotch rocket. I never pressumed a nefarious purpose, but given the number of people using this means of transport I did guess it was something of a fad. All the cool 20 somethings ride minibikes now, or something like that. I waited for mention of this in popular culture but it never really made it outside of Newark , NJ that I know of, still it makes you wonder about all fads. Who was the guy who decided tucking his shirt into his underware was cool, and how did he get others to go along with it?
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pimps on unicycles!
tricycles penny farthings possibilites are endless Last edited by gwlith y wawr; 11 January 2007 at 01:07 AM. Reason: brain-thought-focus |
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Snopes, I retold your story about the bike your parents got for you, many times this season. I'm still
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- snopes |
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Around here, it's usually a parent who has had too much to drink borrowing the kid's bike to make a beer run.
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If you do understand that, then carry on.
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And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!!
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ETA: Not that we don't laugh at the comments anyways
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I saw a guy riding on one those things last weekend.
Nick |
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That's because they are retired pimps.....
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