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Old 28 December 2006, 07:44 AM
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Comment: i have heard more than once that young black men, who ride around my "ghetto" neighborhood, on little bikes, are pimps. pimping middle school girls or younger. i would love to hear the truth. they are very prominent in our cityscape.

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Old 28 December 2006, 10:28 AM
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It's true. All black men on bicycles are pimps. Everyone knows that.
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Old 28 December 2006, 02:01 PM
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Of course if they are driving an Escalade or other luxury vehiclethay have to be a drug dealer. So avoid all black men on nice bikes and nice cars. That is how to survive the city.
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Old 03 January 2007, 08:15 PM
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Comment: i have heard more than once that young black men, who ride around my "ghetto" neighborhood, on little bikes, are pimps. pimping middle school girls or younger. i would love to hear the truth. they are very prominent in our cityscape.

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Why do I get the feeling this should be in the "and hurry" mail thread?
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Old 03 January 2007, 08:23 PM
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Comment: i have heard more than once that young black men, who ride around my "ghetto" neighborhood, on little bikes, are pimps. pimping middle school girls or younger. i would love to hear the truth. they are very prominent in our cityscape.

do you know about this? please let me know.
I don't know what neighborhood this person is from but in my (albeit limited) experience there is no common trasnportation among pimps. Some of them drive nice cars, some of them walk, some of them ride bikes of various kinds. The only thing they have in common is that they are all complete wastes of air.

I love how this particular brand of legend (scare legends about gangs and urban life, I guess, or any unfamiliar group) always have little details that make them, to me, extra intriguing. Are there pimps that specifically target middle school girls? Are there groups of pimps who have all agreed to ride mini bikes? Is it really possible that every single young man on a mini bike is a pimp?
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Old 03 January 2007, 08:25 PM
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Comment: i have heard more than once that young black men, who ride around my "ghetto" neighborhood, on little bikes, are pimps. pimping middle school girls or younger. i would love to hear the truth. they are very prominent in our cityscape.

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The old black men on big bikes are ok.
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Old 03 January 2007, 08:28 PM
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I have a mental picture of a pimp in a long coat, complete with feathered hat, riding one of those miniature clown bicycles.
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Old 04 January 2007, 07:32 AM
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This would make lots of city execs on their little folding bikes pimps, right?
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Old 10 January 2007, 08:33 PM
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I always did find it strange however, to see a grown man on a minibike in my neighborhood.

I mean I guess I understand, your impovershed, can't afford a car, need to get around, why not buy a minibike?

In newark, for a while there it was quite a common thing to see african american and spanish men in their twenties tooling down a sidestreet via a minibike designed to look like a crotch rocket.

I never pressumed a nefarious purpose, but given the number of people using this means of transport I did guess it was something of a fad.

All the cool 20 somethings ride minibikes now, or something like that. I waited for mention of this in popular culture but it never really made it outside of Newark , NJ that I know of, still it makes you wonder about all fads.

Who was the guy who decided tucking his shirt into his underware was cool, and how did he get others to go along with it?
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Old 11 January 2007, 01:07 AM
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pimps on unicycles!

tricycles

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possibilites are endless

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Comment: i have heard more than once that young black men, who ride around my "ghetto" neighborhood, on little bikes, are pimps. pimping middle school girls or younger. i would love to hear the truth. they are very prominent in our cityscape.

do you know about this? please let me know.

Snopes, I retold your story about the bike your parents got for you, many times this season. I'm still
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Old 13 January 2007, 03:26 AM
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Snopes, I retold your story about the bike your parents got for you, many times this season. I'm still
Worst of all, I'd barely gotten my pimping route established before I had to give up the bike.

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Comment: i have heard more than once that young black men, who ride around my "ghetto" neighborhood, on little bikes, are pimps. pimping middle school girls or younger. i would love to hear the truth. they are very prominent in our cityscape.

do you know about this? please let me know.
In the town where I grew up it seemed like it was the trend for very large adults to ride bicycles intended for a 10-12 year old, and smallish teens to ride bikes way too big. I was told that it was a matter of which ones they could steal but I think that's just my mom's bigotry talking.
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Old 06 June 2007, 05:12 AM
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In the town where I grew up it seemed like it was the trend for very large adults to ride bicycles intended for a 10-12 year old, and smallish teens to ride bikes way too big. I was told that it was a matter of which ones they could steal but I think that's just my mom's bigotry talking.

Around here, it's usually a parent who has had too much to drink borrowing the kid's bike to make a beer run.
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Old 29 June 2007, 08:32 PM
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Please ignore the people who only want to crack sarcastic jokes instead of answering your question.

Obviously, not all black men who ride little bikes are pimps. But yes, the small bikes are indeed a sign that he is a pimp. It is a trade trick of the underground pimping business. I'm not surprised to hear that they are prominent in your city. What they do is recruit young schoolchildren into the prostitution business using their bicycles as a bridge to the younger generation. I have seen a documentary of this on The Learning Channel.
You do understand that that question writer will not actually see the answer unless they are lurking in the threads. These are meant to be jokes at the stupidty of the questions sent into snopes.

If you do understand that, then carry on.
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Old 29 June 2007, 08:35 PM
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You do understand that that question writer will not actually see the answer unless they are lurking in the threads. These are meant to be jokes at the stupidty of the questions sent into snopes.

If you do understand that, then carry on.
Actually, if this were in the We've Got Mail forum, then we'd be laughing at the comment. I think snopes posted it for people to actually debate the validity of the claim, as he does often with the inquiries he receives.

ETA: Not that we don't laugh at the comments anyways
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I saw a guy riding on one those things last weekend.

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Old 29 June 2007, 10:01 PM
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The old black men on big bikes are ok.
That's because they are retired pimps.....
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