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Old 05 February 2007, 08:51 PM
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Comment: Hi there, we have just opened up an adult auction site where our
girls sell used panties. I would like to know if we might advertise
somehow with you ... We are offering free auctions for a limited time and
are at 99 members, of course we would like to add more .... Please check
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Old 05 February 2007, 09:39 PM
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Aww, come on, Snopes! You know I want to see panty ads!
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Old 25 February 2007, 10:15 AM
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Comment: This is in response to the drunk using his wallet to ask scotty
to beam him up
i am not a drunk but i would do this *barring the judge not throwing me in
jail for being a smartass* if it would help this legend out
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Old 26 April 2007, 02:52 AM
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Comment: I know what is in the suitcase in the movie "Pulp Fiction" and
what is in th cupboard in the movie "Eraserhead". It is really easy and
quite clever. The odd thing is that people are not permitted to
understand exactly the concept that that the suitcase object relays. I
imagine few people know what is in the suitcase and the ones that do know
want to keep it a secret. I will give you a hint: It is the only thing
worth having. If you are permitted to you can visit my site and learn the
law I teach. When the truth is finally revealed to you then you will
automatically be able to know what is in the suitcase and you will know
why.
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Old 26 April 2007, 03:00 AM
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Comment: I know what is in the... cupboard in the movie "Eraserhead". It is really easy and quite clever.
Errr it's vanilla pudding and peas. But like everything else in Eraserhead its not a literal interpretation of anything, its surrealism.

It's not a McGuffin, like the suitcase in Pulp Fiction.
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Old 27 April 2007, 03:05 AM
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Did they get their used panties out of those Japanese vending machines again?
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Old 02 May 2007, 02:41 PM
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Comment: We are a leading ice cream company in Gujarat. I would like to
know who are the authorised manufacturers of children tattoos. Thanking
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Old 02 May 2007, 02:58 PM
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I would like to know who are the authorised manufacturers of children tattoos.
I don't know who is, but anyone named M. Jackson -- okay, that's too obvious. How about Michael J.? -- claiming to be so is not to be trusted!
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Old 03 May 2007, 01:27 AM
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Comment: Hello, Iam a forty four year old mother of three. For many years
I have kept a notebook with ideas and grand inventions.I have eighteen
years of clinical, manufacturing and chemical laboratory experience. Last
year I noticed a great need for this particular item. The item can be used
in labs as well as the home.Your company would do extremely well in
marketing this item. The item appears to all people in all parts of the
world. Please e-mail me back ASAP for more info. I need this to be
forwarded to someone in marketing .This item has great capital returns.I
appreciate your time and opportunity to discuss this matter.I look forward
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Old 03 May 2007, 02:54 PM
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The item appears to all people in all parts of the world.
Now that's what I call marketing

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Comment: Hello, Iam a forty four year old mother of three. For many years
I have kept a notebook with ideas and grand inventions.I have eighteen
years of clinical, manufacturing and chemical laboratory experience. Last
year I noticed a great need for this particular item. The item can be used
in labs as well as the home.Your company would do extremely well in
marketing this item. The item appears to all people in all parts of the
world. Please e-mail me back ASAP for more info. I need this to be
forwarded to someone in marketing .This item has great capital returns.I
appreciate your time and opportunity to discuss this matter.I look forward
to hearing from someone in marketing soon.
Is it bigger than a bread-box?
Can you find it in a school?

Is it just me or did that sound like a list of twenty-questions answers?
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Old 03 May 2007, 05:06 PM
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Comment: Hello, Iam a forty four year old mother of three. For many years
I have kept a notebook with ideas and grand inventions.I have eighteen
years of clinical, manufacturing and chemical laboratory experience. Last
year I noticed a great need for this particular item. The item can be used
in labs as well as the home.Your company would do extremely well in
marketing this item. The item appears to all people in all parts of the
world. Please e-mail me back ASAP for more info. I need this to be
forwarded to someone in marketing .This item has great capital returns.I
appreciate your time and opportunity to discuss this matter.I look forward
to hearing from someone in marketing soon.
That's right, it filets, it chops
It dices, slices, never stops
lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
And it mows your lawn
and it picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair
it gets rid of embarrassing age spots
It delivers a pizza
and it lengthens, and it strengthens
And it finds that slipper that's been at large
under the chaise longe for several weeks
And it plays a mean Rhythm Master
It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar

from Step Right Up, by Tom Waits
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Old 03 May 2007, 06:47 PM
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Buy a big bright green pleasure machine!

You better hurry up and order one.
Our limited supply is very nearly gone.
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Old 06 May 2007, 04:27 AM
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Comment: hi,i'm anesthesiologist.i want how to contact whit you ?
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Old 06 May 2007, 10:04 PM
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"Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go
I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh
I wanna be sedated..."
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Old 07 May 2007, 12:36 AM
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Anyone else suspect the e-mail has been practising their craft on themselves?
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Old 07 May 2007, 12:39 AM
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Wake me up first.
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Old 07 May 2007, 01:49 AM
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Comment: We are a leading ice cream company in Gujarat. I would like to
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you
Why should they be thanking us?

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Old 12 May 2007, 05:21 PM
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Comment: THIS IS SOMETHING I WOULD LOVE TO GET INTO...DO YOU HAVE ANY
OPENINGS ON THE SIDE? 36F, NURSE IN PA. FOUND YOUR SITE BY MISTAKE AND
LOVE IT.....OHH IM NOT A NUT THAT'S TRUE..LOL
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Old 13 May 2007, 01:44 PM
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DO YOU HAVE ANY OPENINGS ON THE SIDE?
Yes, and my kidney keeps falling out.
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