![]() |
|
#1
|
||||
|
||||
|
I got this in my email this morning. The forwarder tacked on the statement that "On ABC’s Good Morning America this morning, they said that by the year 2050 Hispanics will out number Americans in the U.S."
Quote:
__________________
Because what isn't delightful about turtles? |
|
#2
|
||||
|
||||
|
Assuming this is true, and leaving all other issues aside, if it took 2 years to deport "1.3 million Mexican nationals," wouldn't it take 20 years to deport 12 million illegal aliens? Even assuming a 100% increase in the speed of mass deportation programs, wouldn't it take 10 years?
__________________
I just don't want to date an older woman. They look at love with a jaundiced eye. I can jaundice a woman on my own, I don't need her to be pre-jaundiced. -- Garrison Keillor, as Guy Noir |
|
#3
|
||||
|
||||
|
See, that's your problem, Lainie. You don't know how to think BIG! I got the idea for how to deport everyone after seeing the post-Katrina pictures. We can borrow all the school buses from around the country on weekends and holidays. We'll have 'em all out of here in a matter of months!
No need to thank me. I give my ideas freely, for the good of the nation.
__________________
Because what isn't delightful about turtles? |
|
#4
|
||||
|
||||
|
Your patriotism is truly inspiring.
__________________
I just don't want to date an older woman. They look at love with a jaundiced eye. I can jaundice a woman on my own, I don't need her to be pre-jaundiced. -- Garrison Keillor, as Guy Noir |
|
#5
|
||||
|
||||
|
While we've got the buses running, is there anyone else you'd like to haul away?
__________________
Because what isn't delightful about turtles? |
|
#6
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
__________________
I just don't want to date an older woman. They look at love with a jaundiced eye. I can jaundice a woman on my own, I don't need her to be pre-jaundiced. -- Garrison Keillor, as Guy Noir |
|
#7
|
||||
|
||||
|
All Americans are indeed Caucasian. It's about time someone pointed this out.
__________________
"You does not need none cigarette, it is abundance of smokin ' above inside" ~~~Ai am in mai prrraime!~~~ |
|
#8
|
||||
|
||||
|
No, silly, some of them are black. But not the Hispanic blacks -- they're not Americans.
__________________
I just don't want to date an older woman. They look at love with a jaundiced eye. I can jaundice a woman on my own, I don't need her to be pre-jaundiced. -- Garrison Keillor, as Guy Noir |
|
#9
|
||||
|
||||
|
We can get taxis too. Most of 'em are driven by ferriners anyway, right?
Quote:
What part of Asia is the Caucic part, anyway?
__________________
Because what isn't delightful about turtles? |
|
#10
|
|||
|
|||
|
Well, according to wikipedia
Quote:
|
|
#11
|
||||
|
||||
|
So in just 300 years, we could get deport all of the illegal immigrants!
I like how it seems to make the argument that all of the illegal immigrants are Mexicans. |
|
#12
|
||||
|
||||
|
lord_feldon sez:
Quote:
Ali "is my neck red enough?" Infree
__________________
There is always a well-known solution to every human problem--neat, plausible, and wrong. - H. L. Mencken, 1920 |
|
#13
|
||||
|
||||
|
|
![]() |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|