Bill Clinton Keys Obama's Car

[Elwood]

http://www.lasttrumpetministries.org...uary2008a.html

Hillary’s husband, former President Bill Clinton, was so enraged that Barack Obama won the Iowa Caucus that he keyed Obama’s car. Shocked reporters watched as Bill Clinton took a key and put a long, deep scratch in Barack Obama’s car. (11) Witnesses said that Bill Clinton was wild-eyed as he twirled his keys and said, “You ain’t seen nothing yet.” (12) This is outright vandalism, and perhaps he is feeling the same spirit of destruction that he and Hillary felt during their rabble-rousing hippie days of the 1960’s revolution.

11. Jewish World Review, Jan. 9, 2008, by Andy Borowitz.
12. Ibid.

I know the Last Trumpet guy is nuts and I know Borowitz is a satirist, but I suspect this account will get loose as a real event.

[musicgeek]

"Nuts" doesn't begin to cover it. I especially like that MRSA "appears as a lavender-colored cluster," lavender being the "color of sodomites." Yikes.

[jimmy101_again]

Pretty funny really.

1. Obama sure as heck isn't driving his own car around.

2. I doubt Bill even has a set of keys in his pocket. He sure as heck isn't driving himself, and a couple of Secret Service agents, around.

[Sara@home]

I wonder why the Last Trumpet didn't mention this part of Borowitz's report:

"Where does he [Obama] live?" Mr. Clinton shouted at the press corps. "I'ma go TP that bastard's front yard."

[GrUvGrL]

Pretty funny really.

1. Obama sure as heck isn't driving his own car around.

2. I doubt Bill even has a set of keys in his pocket. He sure as heck isn't driving himself, and a couple of Secret Service agents, around.

That was a great reponse!!

Are people really this gulible?

[Canuckistan]

Originally Posted by GrUvGrL

Are people really this gulible?

Do you really have to ask?

[Not_Done_Living]

Maybe it was a completely different person named Bill Clinton?! Surely this name is common!