Dog chewed toes as paralyzed owner slept

[snopes]

A paralyzed man was rushed to the hospital after he woke to find his dog had chewed off parts of his toes.

http://www.kentucky.com/454/story/302103.html

[Jay Temple]

Someone please tell me that I'm not alone in reading the headline initially as a dog who chewed his own toes off.

[Wicked Tinkerbell]

Am I going to hell for thinking of the slogan "Finger Lickin' Good" ?

My mind has a very twisted self-defense mechanism.

[Jay Temple]

No, you're going to hell because you led me to wonder whether he called ... wait for it ... a toe truck.

[llewtrah]

Originally Posted by Jay Temple

Someone please tell me that I'm not alone in reading the headline initially as a dog who chewed his own toes off.

You're thinking of the old joke about the (insert butt-of-joke-ethnicity here) dog that was laying by the fire chewing a bone. When he got up his leg fell off.

[TuFurg]

Originally Posted by Jay Temple

No, you're going to hell because you led me to wonder whether he called ... wait for it ... a toe truck.

Well then you're going too because you made me spit Pepsi all over the monitor.

Not to mention YOMANK.

[Xia]

This reminds me of the case a few years ago where a puppy chewed and mangled the foot of a sleeping baby. Link here.

Also reminds me of a woman who recieved a partial face transplant.. She had taken sleeping pills, woke up and her lab had chewed off the bottom part of her face... here: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/...n1774281.shtml