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Old 09 January 2008, 07:35 PM
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Blow Your Top "What are you doing here?" man asks wife at brothel

A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

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Old 09 January 2008, 07:42 PM
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I would be shocked too. But the woman might as well ask the same question to her husband.
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Old 09 January 2008, 07:45 PM
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I would be shocked too. But the woman might as well ask the same question to her husband.
Not to defend the man but it could have been his first visit to a brothel.
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I would be shocked too. But the woman might as well ask the same question to her husband.
They seem to have a problem communicating with each other.
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Old 09 January 2008, 07:47 PM
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Perhaps they could write it this way:

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A Polish woman who works at a brothel got the shock of her life when she spotted her husband among the establishment's patrons.

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Old 09 January 2008, 08:40 PM
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Did anyone else think this sounded like a joke of some sort?

"This Pol*ck walks into a brothel ..."

ETA disclaimer: I don't tell such jokes; I just heard a lot when I was young.
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Old 09 January 2008, 08:52 PM
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Did anyone else think this sounded like a joke of some sort?

"This Pol*ck walks into a brothel ..."

ETA disclaimer: I don't tell such jokes; I just heard a lot when I was young.
More like a case of ostension.
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Old 09 January 2008, 09:13 PM
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http://www.jumpstation.ca/recroom/co...hon/nudge.html

Still, wooooooah! Eh?
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Old 09 January 2008, 09:31 PM
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Not to defend the man but it could have been his first visit to a brothel.
As it could have been her first day on the job.
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Logically speaking, shouldn't she be the more offended? She's most likely doing it for money, which they both might benefit from. But he's using money that he could be giving to her to get affection that he could be getting from her. (Not that logic ever seems to have much buying power in personal relationships...)
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As it could have been her first day on the job.
Fair point.
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Old 09 January 2008, 10:06 PM
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Logically speaking, shouldn't she be the more offended? She's most likely doing it for money, which they both might benefit from. But he's using money that he could be giving to her to get affection that he could be getting from her. (Not that logic ever seems to have much buying power in personal relationships...)
Well, she has to decide between madonna/whore. Whereas a man just has needs, you see...
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Old 09 January 2008, 10:19 PM
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Not to defend the man but it could have been his first visit to a brothel.
That wasn't my point. My idea was along the notion of any wife finding out that hubby had visited a brothel. In other words, the headline could have gone either way.
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Old 09 January 2008, 11:24 PM
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Not to defend the man but it could have been his first visit to a brothel.
I'd have to say "So What?"

I mean, really, what do you go to brothels to do? Play candyland?
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Old 09 January 2008, 11:27 PM
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But he's using money that he could be giving to her to get affection that he could be getting from her.
Having recently figured out that my ex was doing something similar (hiring a couple of "erotic massage" providers and one full service provider*) while having to ask me for money before he got every paycheck, I can attest that this financial feature will p*ss you off worse than anything else.


Screw around all you want, but please do it on your dime.


*after which he figured out he'd locked his keys in the car he was driving, which was MY car, and he broke out the small back window to get in. Then he blamed it on neighborhood kids.....
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Having been to Nevada for business, regularly, for the past 4+ years, every time I visit I read the local paper and laugh, because the same "Help Wanted" ad appears in the classified section. There's an opening for a bartender/housekeeper at the town's most infamous brothel.

Lesson to be learned - there are jobs at a brothel, which don't involve sex.

On the other hand, the ad seems to run non-stop for the last 8 years because it pays a whopping $6.50 per hour.
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Old 10 January 2008, 01:24 AM
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Irving Wallace's "The Golden Room" contains a version of this scenario, in which it is indeed the first time for both - a young man is brought by his father so he can "learn how to be with a woman" before his wedding night, and his bride-to-be is staying at the brothel with her aunt, who as it turns out is one of the madams. Not that this adds anything to the OP, but I thought I'd share.
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Old 10 January 2008, 02:14 AM
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More like a case of ostension.
Or just made up to match at some point along the way - it's very short on detail, after all...
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Old 10 January 2008, 02:27 AM
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Old 10 January 2008, 02:36 AM
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It sounds like the setup for a dirty joke. I imagine the punchline would be along the lines of her saying he told her to get a job, and him saying he was just trying to bring her earnings up.

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