You can't ride Body Wars!

[snopes]

Comment: I've recently herd a rumor that there was a kid that was garding
the entrance to "body wars" at epcot Because he thought star tours was
"better". The line stretched to 100 minutes of wait time! Rumor has it,
that when the attendent went to close the qeue for the night, they had a
conversation that went as follows...

(muttering) "That explains why it's not popular"

"What are you doing!?"

"I don't want anyone to ride this."

"Why?"

"Because i like star tours better!"

"Have you been on this ride?"

"No,but i do agree that if i don't like it,nobody's riding it!

With that, the attendent let him take a ride on it and everyone huddled
around the exit.

When he came out he was saying..

"Aw,come on give me one more ride!"

She did not let him.

[qualli]

Originally Posted by snopes

"Have you been on this ride?"

"No,but i do agree that if i don't like it,nobody's riding it!

ooh look a mini version of way way to many people I know.

[Elbe]

Wouldn't it be better to actually ride the ride you like then prevent other people from riding something else? It seems like such a huge waste of your time, unless standing around and inconveniencing people is far more entertaining to you than the ride you like.

Also, mightn't he now choose to block people from going to see the star tours one because body wars is now better?

[Not_Done_Living]

I have never been on Body Wars because the 4 times i have been to Epcot it was closed for the season...

I would also think it odd that the line would stretch that far back before someone complained to Staff, or punched the kid in the head.