Danger: These signs may cause excessive laughter

[Ellestar]

I knew an ER doctor named Dr. Klott.

[LyndaD]

Originally Posted by purpleiguana

When I was a kid, and KFC was still referred to as Kentucky Fried Chicken, and apparently before they used their outdoor message board thing to advertise whatever deal was currently running, they used the message board to spell out "Kentucky Fried Chicken."

A vicious storm whipped through, blowing off some of the letters. Afterward, the sign (quite interestingly) read:

KENTUCKY
FRIED
CHICKEN

It's been over 20 years ago, and we still laugh about that.

My favorite KFC marquee sign was one I saw several years ago:

Drive-thru
Buffet
$4.99

My parents actually took this one:

[TripleAAA]

Originally Posted by granola shoes

Across the river (in Kentucky) there are lots of liquor stores right off the exits and bridges. One of my favorites is Package Liquors. There's also Big Daddy Liquors, but that one isn't nearly as funny to me. With "liquors" in your store name, much unintentional hilarity can ensue!

My favorite will always be the one from House of 1000 Corpses.

(spoiler alert)

Red Hot P*ssy Liquors

Do dentists have to change their names as part of their training? Around here we have a Dr. Payne as well.

Originally Posted by Dtay

Do dentists have to change their names as part of their training? Around here we have a Dr. Payne as well.

near me there is a sign for a dentist named Dr. Hurt
I don't know how he stays in business

[Critterbites]

There's a store a couple towns away called The Liquor Well.

When I was around age nine or so, I was seen by a Navy doctor named Butcher a few times. When I grew up, my gynecologist's name was Dr. Biller.

I once had a psychiatrist named Priest, too.

[remarkgullabull]

I always get a chuckle and some NFBSK thoughts when I pass by the Liquor Quick Mart.

[GenYus234]

We had a nurse Payne in elemetry school.

My optomitrist was named Toby C Moore. I kid you not.

[Lainie]

There was a dentist in my hometown named Yankovich.

[moonfall]

I don't have pics, but there's a restaurant in Lake City, FL called "Fu King Chinese Food." That has to be intentional.

There's a plastic surgery clinic here in Gainesville called "Poser Plastic Surgery."

[para1]

There's a Chinese restaurant in Portland OR: "Hung Far Lo"

[LtColCarter]

One of my instructors in ROTC was Captain Marvel.

[Morning]

My dentist's name is Dr. Doctor.

During my visit I can't help but to have the refrain from a song in my head the whole time:

Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I've got a bad case of lovin' you. No pill's gonna cure my ill. I've got a bad case of lovin' you.

He's a good dentist, btw.


Morning

[E. Q. Taft]

Originally Posted by LtColCarter

One of my instructors in ROTC was Captain Marvel.

My high school girlfriend was recruited into the Air Force by Sgt. Rock.

[Nonny Mouse]

I know a little girl whose last name is Anguish. I wonder if she'll grow up to be psychiatrist?

Nonny

[compass]

There's a furniture shop called Sofa King. Not so easy to spot written down...

[robbiev]

Came into this one kinda' late, but I once had a dentist named Pullen and an optomotrist name Blinder at the same time.

Been a while since I've posted and I'm rusty and can't include a link, but a friend of mine took a picture of the sign at a pharmacy just a few days ago in a local town. The pharmacists names are Michelle Salti-Jaber and Troy Nutson. If I could post the picture, it would be funner.

[rockland6674]

There's a road a few miles south of Farmington, Maine, where my BIL's parents live. It has numerous twists and turns, very steep drop-offs on both sides, and no guard rails. You obviously travel this road at your own risk. Its name is quite appropriate. This photo was taken by my sister.