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Old 22 October 2007, 11:54 PM
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Comment: I was told, and shown articles, that the woman that plays Elvira
"Mistress of the Dark" dated Tom Jones years ago and suffered vaginal
tearing that had to be treated with multiple stitches. The tearing was
supposedly caused by Tom Jones enormous organ size. I thought it quite
amusing that a Vegas showgirl would have problems handling any man but is
there any truth to this?
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Old 23 October 2007, 12:48 AM
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I don't have any information that would confirm or refute this story.

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Comment: I was told, and shown articles, that the woman that plays Elvira
"Mistress of the Dark" dated Tom Jones years ago and suffered vaginal
tearing that had to be treated with multiple stitches. The tearing was
supposedly caused by Tom Jones enormous organ size. I thought it quite
amusing that a Vegas showgirl would have problems handling any man but is
there any truth to this?
Do they issue you a special vagina when you become a 'Vegas Showgirl'?
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Old 23 October 2007, 12:54 AM
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I don't have any information that would confirm or refute this story.



Do they issue you a special vagina when you become a 'Vegas Showgirl'?
Don't you know that they are so promiscuous that they have worn out their vagina within a few weeks.
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Old 23 October 2007, 12:59 AM
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Comment: I was told, and shown articles...
"Shown articles?" So, they didn't actually read these 'articles?' Someone just waved a magazine in this person's face and 'told' them what the article said?
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Old 23 October 2007, 01:30 AM
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Babies, compared to penises, are quite large. I find it hard to believe that any man member could be of a size to be more than uncomfortable unless inserted with force into an unwilling or unprepared woman, especially a woman who didn't have an intact hymen.

Is there any evidence to suggest that Tom Jones is unusually built?

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Old 23 October 2007, 01:37 AM
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Babies, compared to penises, are quite large. I find it hard to believe that any man member could be of a size to be more than uncomfortable unless inserted with force into an unwilling or unprepared woman, especially a woman who didn't have an intact hymen.

Is there any evidence to suggest that Tom Jones is unusually built?

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He *is* Welsh.
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Old 23 October 2007, 01:46 AM
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I thought that they were better known for having odd shaped balls.
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Old 23 October 2007, 08:14 AM
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Mary Wilson of the Supremes also had an affair with Tom Jones. In her autobiography, she does refer to other famous men who were unusually well endowed, but not him.
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Old 23 October 2007, 08:45 AM
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I'd have to say that based on some of the variety shows he appeared on in the late 1960s and early 1970s that any damage-inducing endowment would have been very hard (no pun intended) to hide, especially considering his preference for tight slacks. (I should note, I was a bit too young to really be paying attention to his package. I am somewhat miffed that so many contemporary performers, rumored to be very well-endowed, have a tendency to wear baggy or other loose-fitting pants solely for the purpose of keeping the interested fans guessing, or fantasizing.)
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Old 23 October 2007, 08:47 AM
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No mention at all about Tom Jones in her article in Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra_Peterson
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Old 23 October 2007, 03:04 PM
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First off I was always disturbed by the fact that my grandmother had a crush on Tom Jones. Second I want a vat of whatever Elvira is preserving herself in b/c she looks great. She's looked the same since 1982.
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Old 23 October 2007, 03:09 PM
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Is there any evidence to suggest that Tom Jones is unusually built?
It's not unusual...
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Old 23 October 2007, 05:16 PM
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Kill me now...
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Babies, compared to penises, are quite large. I find it hard to believe that any man member could be of a size to be more than uncomfortable unless inserted with force into an unwilling or unprepared woman, especially a woman who didn't have an intact hymen.

Is there any evidence to suggest that Tom Jones is unusually built?

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Well, I've seen Tom Jones from the front row at a concert, and there is most cetainly ***something*** sizeable in there. I was about 5 feet away from him (his feet anyway) and I had quite the panoramic view! Now... it could have been a stuffed sock for all I know. But whatever it was, it was large.

ETA - Not the size of a baby though. More like one of those 20 or 24 oz cans of Arizona Tea.
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Old 25 October 2007, 05:07 AM
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Well, I've seen Tom Jones from the front row at a concert, and there is most cetainly ***something*** sizeable in there. I was about 5 feet away from him (his feet anyway) and I had quite the panoramic view! Now... it could have been a stuffed sock for all I know. But whatever it was, it was large.
I went to a Tom Jones concert when I was about 12 or 13 and that's really all I remember about the concert. I thought he was so HOT!
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Old 25 October 2007, 11:08 PM
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See:

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlf...%20after%20sex

Or just google Cassandra Peterson Tom Jones for other links.
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Old 29 October 2007, 09:40 AM
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For those who want to know how singers are built, I salute you.
http://www.groupiedirt.com/

No mention of Tom Jones, though.
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Old 29 October 2007, 12:07 PM
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From 0b1knob's link:

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Peterson, then an impressionable Las Vegas showgirl, claims Presley would have been more than willing to bed an underage virgin, but his minders and aides made sure the two were never in the same room together.
(bolding added)

I don't think that says what the author meant it to say.
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Old 02 November 2007, 12:49 AM
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Ok, the article 0b1knob linked to does have Elvira saying that there was some bleeding and tearing, but it also says that she lost her virginity, ie; had her hymen split by Jones, which would explain the blood and the tearing and possibly the need for stitches.

As to Elvis his fetish was for virginal girls, but once he had sex with them, in his mind they had been soiled and he wanted nothing more to do with them, to the point of being repulsed. Seems this stemmed from his being put off by Priscilla's appearance after she gave birth, ie, she had lost her "hottness."
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Old 03 November 2007, 04:35 AM
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I heard (well, read, actually) this same rumor, except it was Frank Sinatra and a well known actress whose name escapes me at the moment. It was in a Sinatra biography I read this summer. Just thought I'd throw that in there.
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